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Aik din aik patient doctor ka pass aya ,aur doctor sa kaha ka main gahan hand rakhta hon wahan per he dard hoti hai doctor b parashan ho jata hai vo patient ko specilalist ka pass bagh data hai thoori daar bad patient bahir ata hai to doctor is sa poochta hai tuma kon see bamari hai patiend bool meri finger tooti hoyi hai

Doctor--s prescription for a happy life:
PYAARcetamol: 3 times a day
SMSprine: 1 doze daily
MISSED CALLpol: After every Hour
(If u want to take this medicine, contact Doctor Salman Ali on mobile No. 0300-4327237)

Doctor to lady: you are looking so weak & exhausted! Are you taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my God...But I heard 3 males a day.

A FRIEND OF DOCTOR HAVING FAST PAIN IN HIS MOUTH IN NIGHT
AT THIS TIME HE GOES TO DOCTOR--S HOME
AND PUSHES THE BELL DOCTORS--S WIFE SAID WHO IS
HE SAID IN VERY LOW SOUND IS THE DOCTOR AVAILABLE
SHE SAID NO COME IN

A POEM BY DOCTOR
Hoon mein doctor jahan.
Meri wife hay nurse wahan.
Yeh kesa zulum sehna parta hay.
Mujhay apni he wife ko sister kehna parta hay.


Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

Doctor To Old man: babuji, apki niche ki dono goliyan nikalni padengi.
Oldman: Nikal do beta jab bandook hi nahi chal rahi, to goliyan kis kam ki.

a womam from doctor;mera beta motor cycle se gir gya hy.
doctor said;i dont understand urdu plz speak in english
woman said;my londa gironda from honda

Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.
Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
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Doctor: Zor Zor se saans lain..
Lambi Sans
Doc: or Lambi Saans

Suddenly a sound camr KHATAK
Doc: Lagta hai apki pussly fracure hogai hai??

Lady: Stupid meri Bra ka Hook Toot gya ha..