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If a man is allowed to select only one girl from 100 girls and he picks the most beautiful girl, he'll still feel the PAIN of losing the remaining 99.

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And women always complain that men don't have

FEELINGS!

Nanak Fikey Boliye Tan Man Fika Hoye!

~ Page 473 - Guru Granth Sahib


Translation:

The tongue is like a sharp knife. It kills without dropping blood!

Advantage of being a Man:

You don't get tagged in random pictures on FaceBook on Valentine's Day.

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.

Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Twitter was invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit.

The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company.

He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."

A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: "What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?"

Man or woman?", asked the applicant!

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.