Q: What did the blonde driver say when she ran out of gas?

A: Will it hurt the car if I drive with an empty tank?

The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company.

He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."

"Mum", said the son to his ageing blonde mother, "When you go, do you want to be buried or cremated?"

"I don't mind", replied the mother. "Surprise me!"

A blonde went to cash a cheque that she got from her husband.

The bank cashier asked her to endorse it.

So she wrote on the back, "My husband is a wonderful person"!