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Evolution of MAN:


Before meeting her, Spider Man;


After meeting her, Gentleman;

During wedding, Superman;


Soon after marriage, Watchman;


After a few years, Batman (the one army officers have)!

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

Walk with me when your hearts needs company;

Take my hand when you feel all alone;

Turn to me when you need someone to lean on;

Because I'm a friend, you can always depend on!

Be at war with your vices; at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.

Benjamin Franklin

Happy New Year!

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal.

Best wishes for a rocking Wedding Anniversary!

The girl cried piteously after her young man had proposed.

"Why are you crying, darling?" asked her lover. "Have I offended you?"

"No, dear," answered the girl. "I'm crying for pure joy. My mother always said I was such an idiot that not even a donkey would propose to me, and now one has!"

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred!