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Santa:" I am going" ka kya
matlab hota Hai.. ??
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Banta:" Main Jaa Raha hoon.. .
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Santa:" Aise to tera bap bhi
nahi Ja sakta Pehle MatLab
Bata...

Banta: It is a shame but let me confess

I have become HOMOSEXUAL.

Wife: How come?

Banta: I have Sex at HOME only!

Wife: Thank God I am not!

Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di...
so tuhade ghar da address dita hai.
Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.

Santa: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.
Banta: Yaar, Oh kiven?
Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

Hawa me taash ka Ghar nahi banta,rone se bigda muqaddar nahi banta,duniya jitne ka hausla rakh e dost,1 jeet se koi sikandandar nahi banta.

Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied ""Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!""

Once upon a time ther were two brother santa singh and Banta singh. After many years Banta was going to meet santa. When he called santa to know here he and how to reach him.
Santa told him his add and instructions when u come to my house Park your house behind my house open the door by kicing with your foot then press the elevator button with right elbow then upstair knock my door with left elbow.
WHen Banta reachedand meet him he asked santa wat was the matter to press and knock with elbows.
guess wat
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Banta tell him that he wanted to make sure you are not coming with empty hands.

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally
writes a love letter to her: I luv u sister.
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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: I luv u sister 00966560356101

A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the girl has her finger in his butt, and she--s reaming away with a vengeance.

The cop says, What the hell is going on?

The girl says, This is my date. When I told him I wouldn--t spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he--s too drunk to drive me home, so I--m trying to sober him up by making him puke.

The cop says, That--s not going to make him puke.

She says, Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth.

Muhammad Arshad
0334-5053889

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a
double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But
unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa
went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching
the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, “ Banta Singh! What
the heck’s going’ on? Why are you scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?”
Scared Banta replies. “Yeah, but you’ve got a *driver.* “

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