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Humne Yaad Kiya Buhat usay Bhulanay K Baad,
Woh Phir Rooth Gaya Humse Mananay K Baad,

Uskay Dil Mein Thi Adawat Mere Liye,
Main Toh KhusH Tha Usay Apnanay K Baad,

Pehle Toh Karta Tha Buhat Pyaar Ki Baatein,
Phir Rulaya Bhi Buhat Usne Mujhe Hasanay K Baad,

Muhabbat Karta Tha Woh Mujhse Waqat Guzari K Liye,
Apna Liye Kissi Aur Ko Us Ne Mujhe Thukranay K Baad,

Koi Kissi Ka Nahi Banta Is Duniyan Mein,
Darakht Bhi Gira Detay Hain Pattay Sookh Janay K Baad.......!!!!

Yahan Khamosh Nazron Ka Nazaara Kaun Banta Hai
Bohat Gehray Samandar Ka Kinaara Kaun Banta Hai

Chalo Hum Dekhtay Hain Ab Khud Ko Barbaad Ker K Bhi
Humari Barbaadyun Mein Bhi Humara Kaun Banta Hai

Bina Phal K Darkhton Ko Yahan Pe Kaata Jata Hai
Kisi Bhi Be_Sahaara Ka Sahaara Kaun Banta Hai

Koi Sheesha Agar Tootay To Wapis Jurr Nahe Sakta
Mohabbat Mein Fana Ho Ker Dobaara Kaun Banta Hai...

Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job. Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job. Santa singh says, OK, next time we will apply together. and they do. On interview day, Santa Singh says, First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything. You will get the Job. So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What--s India--s population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir. Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh. Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in Now.

EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr.Banta?
BANTA: Good Question. Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.

Santa Singh was driving along the highway when a police officer pulled him over for speeding. The officer is Banta Singh.

Officer: May I see your licence?

Santa Singh: License? What does it look like?

Officer: Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

Santa looks around the car for a rectangular piece of object and finds a compact mirror used by his wife in the glove compartnment.

Santa Singh: Here - this is all I have!

Banta Singh opens it up and says: Oye yaar! Why didn--t you tell me! I can--t fine you - you--re also a police officer!

BANTA Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw his colourful attire and gold and white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming
NOT Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Singh.So he told Singh, If >you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.
Singh thought for a while and said : I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ...BLUE--s that ?WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number, lah.... Don--t PURPLEly disturb people and don--t call BLACK, ok ? Thank You.
The Manager fainted.