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Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.

A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.

The report said - Delivered!

Santa and Banta went for a drive in a torrential rain.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says, "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No"!

An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Banta: How's your wife these days?

Santa: She's awfully sick.

Banta: Must be dangerous? Is she?

Santa: No, she's too weak to be dangerous anymore!

Banta: What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?"

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Santa: A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.

Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.

Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.

Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.

Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

"Your hair wants cutting badly, Sir", said a barber insinuatingly to Banta.

Banta curtly to Barber, "No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around"!

Banta: What do you call a calf after it`s six months old?

Santa: Seven months old.