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Banta: What's Marriage?

Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense.

Banta: Did you feel the vibrations of the earthquake?

Santa: Married men neither feel and nor are affected by vibrations or earthquakes!

Banta: Kindly loan me 2000 bucks. It being Sunday, banks are closed.

Santa: Why don't you use an ATM? It's like 24 hour banking.

Banta: I don't have that much time!

Santa to his pal Banta, "My wife and I are inseparable".

Banta: It's really a news to me that you both love each other so much.

Santa: It's not that. Actually, it takes a lot of people to separate us when we're fighting!

Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.

Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers

Santa and Banta met in the street.

Banta: Where are you coming from?

Santa: The cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law.

Banta: Oh, I'm sorry. But what are those scratches on your face?

Santa: She put up a heck of a fight!

Banta: What is Ox?

Santa: Gaadi.

Banta: What's Oxford?

Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

Banta: Why is it that almost all serial killers are men.

Santa: That's simply because women like to kill only one man slowly and steadily!