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Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.

Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!

Banta: Would you care for a beer?

Santa: Like it was my own mother.

Happy Mother's Day!

Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?

Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!

Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it?

Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Banta: What are you going to do today?

Santa: Nothing.

Banta: You did that yesterday.

Santa: Yes, but I wasn't finished.

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.

Santa: Damn lucky chap!

Banta: Why?

Santa: She could have called a priest!

Banta: What's the way to stop your children being spoiled?
Santa: Keep them in a fridge.

Banta: They say that alcohol kills slowly.

Santa: So what? Who's in a hurry?