Ustaad aur Shagird

student- : miss home work kya tha lekin copy ghar par reh gayi .
teacher : to khud bhi ghar par reh jatay .
student- : aap achi lagti hain is liye aata hon .

ustad ne bachon se kaha ke wo kal ghareebi par mazmoon likh kar layen aglay din aik bachay ka mazmoon kuch is tarah tha

" aik dafa ka zikar hai ke kisi jagah aik bohat hi ghareeb khandan rehta tha, baap koi kaam nah karta tha, maa ko bhi mulazmat nahee milti thee hatta ke un ke tamam naukar aur driver bhi bohat ghareeb thay....

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye

Pappu : Mujhe??

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 :D

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

Hahahahahaha

Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?

Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .

ustaad: shagird se andha kise kehte hain?
shagird: jiss ki ankhen nah hon
ustaad:a aur kana kise kehte hain?
shagird: jis ke kaan nah hon

aik shagird ki zindagi me mazahiya lamha wo hota hai jab usay imtihaan me kuch nahee aa raha ho aur mumtahin aa kar kahay parcha chupao peechay wala dekh raha hai.

ustaad: mujh se riyazi ka koi sawal poocho agar mene hall na kiya to tumhe 50 Rs. inaam
shagird: paani me 5 batakh ja rahi theen darmayan wali bol mere peechay 3 aur agay 4 batkhen hain. hall karo
ustaad: ye lo 50 Rs. tum hall karo
shagird: 50 Rs. lene k baad bola darmiya wali batakh jhoot bol rahi thee

ustaad: woh teen lafz batao jo school me sab se zyadah bolay jatay hain.
bacha: mujhe nahee pata
ustaad: shabash baith jao!

Teacher: How Old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become a father only after I was born.