Ustaad aur Shagird

Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
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Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student;
Bazar mai thee

Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha ,Ganda tha bazar nahi ja sakta tha

Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir

Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi….

STDNT ALLWAYZ ROCKZ ;

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Q: How to
Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15
marks....

... Student:
... Mix Chilli Powder with
Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant''s Hole.

After eating, Ant will search
for some water near a
water tank.

Push ant in to it. Now ant
will go to dry itself near
fire.

When it reaches fire, put a
bomb into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant
in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from
it''s mouth n kill the ant.

MORAL:
Don''t play with students
thay can do any thing for
15 marks.

hahaha Like If agree............................

Teacher: Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon k naam btao.??
Boy: Mendak..

Teacher: 4 aur btao

... Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,

Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item..

Intelligent Student Asked his Teacher: If White is a Color & Black is Also a Color?? So Y Black & White TV is Not a Color TV??
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Teacher Shocks:
Student Rockx :

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Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

Teacher:
Ye kon sa tense hai?

Pakistan mein load sheding khatam ho jaye gi

Student:
Future Impossible tense.

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
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Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
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Teacher: Wo kaisy?
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Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli
band kardi"

Ustaad: Agar tumhara dost aur tumhari Lover doob rahe hon to tum kis ko bachao gay?
Shagird: Doob jane do, Dono kaminon ko! Wo aik sath kar kia rahe thay?