Ustaad aur Shagird

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!

1 Jagerdar k bachy kisi sy parh nahi rahy thy bht sy mastr aye hr koi un bachon ki wja sy wapis chla gya,

1 din 1 mastr shaher sy aya or un ko prhany ka wada kia,

Parhai k wqt bachon sy bola k tm log bunty khelo, Bachy bht khush hye
Khelne k bd mastr ny 1 bachy sy pocha k tmhry pas ktne bunty thy?

Us ny kaha 3, master bola k 2 tmhry bhai k pas chly gye tmhry pas ktne bachy?

Pechy sy us ka bhai bola,
Oye,na dassi, mastr parhanda paya e ;)

bacha: miss hamare ghar munna aane wala hai
miss: tumhein kaise pata?
bacha: jab pichli baar ammi haspatal dakhil hui thin to munni aai thi
ab abbu dakhil hain!!!

Teacher to student: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho?
.
Student: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia.

Ek nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss mai apko kesa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet
Bacha apne side ke larky se bola: Daikha mai ne kaha tha na, Line marti hai

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie

Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye

Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas :D

In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this bird by only seeing it LEGS
Students: I can''t say
Examiner: You are FAIL, What is your name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name

#jokes

Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Sun or Moon?
Student: Ofcourse Moon
Teacher: Why??
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it

#jokes

Ek Bacha Roz Math K Sir K Ghar Pe Phone Karta

Sir Ki Wife: Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hain.
Baar Baar Phone Q Karte Ho??

Bacha:
Sun K Acha Lagta Hai.