Ustaad aur Shagird

Ustaad (shagird se): Dastak ko jumel mai istemal karo!
Shagird: Janab mujhe dus tak ginti aati hai.

Ustaad ne apne shagird se kaha k koi aisa jumla banao jis mai maazi haal aur mustaqbil ko istemal kia gaya ho.
Shagird ne foran gaa kar jawab dia.
Mujhe tum se pyar tha so saal pehle aaj bhi hai aur kal bhi rahe ga.

Ustaad: Agar tumhare dayen hath par mashriq ho to bayen hath par kia hoga?
Shagird: Janab! Aik angotha aur chaar ungliyan.

Ustaad (Shagird se): Kaan bharne ko jumlay mai istemal karo.
Shagird: Kal mai ne ammi jaan k kaan mitti se bhar diye.

Teacher:" Which part of Human
Body expands10 times its
normal size ??
.
.
Girl:" I can''t answer..
I Feel
Shy..:p
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Boy:" Its Pupil of Human Eye...
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Teacher:" Right !!
.
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Then Teacher turns to the Girl:"
U are Wrong and your Expectations are too
High.!!

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!