Jokes

Ustad Shagird Say;
Thumhay Kon kon see mushhoor jangay yad hay?
Shagird:
Hamari amme kehteen hai ke ghar ke bathai bahir mat kia karo.

3 dost hootian hain gin ka mulk alag alag hoota hain or woo apnay apnay mulk main sardi ka bata rahain hootain hain . pahla lahta hain hamaray mulk main itni sardi perti hain kay chayyy choolah per rakhoo tooo bhi baraf ban jati hai . doosra kahta hain haamaray mulk main itni sardi perti hain kay aag jalaooo to wooo bhi nahi jalti teesra dooonoo ko kahta hain yaar ye too kuch bhi nahi aik din main sardiyooon ki raat ko 3kamble lay ker soo raha tha kyu k bohat sardi thi or baraf bhi per rahi thi darwazay ko kundi lagaiii thi heeter bhi on tha . soobha kay wakt mughay apni kamer kay nichay aik gool si chiz mili gis say dhooowa nikle raha tha bohat sard thi wooo manay kapray say usay uthaya or heeter kay pass rakh aaya kyu kay woo chiz baraf bani hoooi thi us ki shakal nazar nahi aa rahi rhi . 5 mint baad mughay us chiz say awaz aai pooooooooooooooon haaaa haaaa haaaa . yani wooo _____ thi (phooosi)

2 ladkyaa aapas main bath kar battin kar rahee ho te hai ek ladkee dosri sa pochtii hai ka ya ladkaa aapas main kayaa battin karta haa phaly ladkee bolee woo hee jo hum kartaa hai ladkee phair dosre ladkee bolee hooooo ya ladkaa appas main kitni gandii battin kartahi hai

ik admi ki likaiee(writing)bahooth khatab hoothi hai vo baher molk kam karne chala jath hai vaha se apne gar valo ko khath liktha hai kisi ko os ki lekaiee samaj nahi athi akher os ka beta os ka khath medical store vale ke pass lejatha hai parane kelie medical store vala 10 mint thak khath ko ghoor se dektha hai per almarioo se 4,5 kisam ki tablets nikal ker table per rak ker kehtha hai 75 rupee 12 ane.

At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Immigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if any further military action was taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America-s supply of convenience store managers.

aik larka apni behan kay saath jaa raha hootaa hay, uss koo larkay chairtay hain "" kyun bhai apni mashooq kay saath jaa rahay hoo"", larkay nay ghusay say jawab dia "" mashooq hoo gee tumhari, meri too behan hay"".

kissi mehfil main 1 motti aurat hoti hai uss ke pass 1 kala sa patla aadmi hota hai jab woh motti aurat jammai leti hai to woh aadmi kehta hai ke plz mujhe nighal na jaana to motti aurat jawab deti hai nahien hamare mazhab main kawwe haram hain.

Ik admi jo ke building ke theesre floor per rehtha hai,sobah kam per jane kelie gar se nikaltha hai tho niche akar ose yad atha hai ke vo apni ainek(Glases) our roomal upar bool gaia hai,vo apni bivi ko avaz detha hai ke mera saman niche peenk doo me bool gia hoo.os ki bivi pehle ainek penkthi hai tho vo toot jathi hai,ye dek ker vo apni bivi ko kehtha hai ke chaloo choro roomal lene me khud upar ajatha hoo.

An Indian Politician returned home after his first visit to England.
Pressmen surrounded him and asked him what it was he had been impressed
with most about the English People. ""They are very educated race""
replied the politician. ""Even a two-year-old child can speak English"".hihihi enjoyi!bye*shye~be Safe