Miscellaneous

Wo Ruth Kar Kehti Hy
Hamse,
Tumhara To Milna Hi Kam Ho Gaya
Hy.
Us Pagli Ko Kon Samjhaye,
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PETROL Kitna Mehenga Ho Gya Hy.

Teacher:
"Pepsi Wale Add Me Jo Larka Aadhe
Baal Katwa K Bhagta Hy Uska Hair Style Konsa Tha?
Pathan Kafi Der Bad Soch K Bola:
"Kati Pahari Style!"

What is S.M.S ?
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S- Sala :-)
M- Muft Ka ;-)
S- Sir Dard ;-(
Na Karo To Log Sochte Hen K
KANJUS He:
Aur
Karo To Log Sochte Hen.
Farigh he.

In 2013 message of easyload :
Dear customer,
You have recharged Rs.100.
The deduction of RGST 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10%
Gillani TIn 2013 message of easyload :
Dear customer,
You have recharged Rs.100.
The deduction of RGST 25%

Zardari tax 20%
Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10%
Gillani Tax 5%
GST 17%
Tax per tax 5%
Bilawal study tax 6%
Bakhtawar jahez Tax 5%.
Your new balance is RS.2
Enjoy for miss calls.
Jiye Bhutto

Teri ek nigah se qatal hote hain hazaron log
"jani"
Ek nazar zardari ko b dekh le...
"Teri meherbaaaaaaani"

1 kissan ny apny khait me putla Lagane
K
bajaye ?
Altaf Bhai
ki photo Lga di
Ap yaqeen kro
Kawwey

pichley saal jo gandum
Ley gaye thy
wo b wapis Le aaye

1 kissan ny apny khait me putla Lagane
K
bajaye ?
Altaf Bhai
ki photo Lga di
Ap yaqeen kro
Kawwey

pichley saal jo gandum
Ley gaye thy
wo b wapis Le aaye

1 kissan ny apny khait me putla Lagane
K
bajaye ?
Altaf Bhai
ki photo Lga di
Ap yaqeen kro
Kawwey

pichley saal jo gandum
Ley gaye thy
wo b wapis Le aaye

'' happy nice Person day ''
Ap ye sms us insan ko karen jo apki nazar me sub se ziada nice ho
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Mene to kar dya hy...!
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.'' Ghalti say ''
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Allah maaf kare.!

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