Miscellaneous

A hands0m Boy enter the class room...
All girls got crazy for him...
They all stand in his way, but after his reply they all had almost died...
What he said..?
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Baji jagah dain..
Jhaaru lagana hai

I feel Like having Mini heart attack when
I dont find my Mobile in my pocket...
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its almost like Heart Fail when
I see it in my wife's hand :-/ a husband

1 PATHAN
Rozana Apne
ParoSi Ki bell baja Kr bhag jata tha
Ek Din Parosi Ne pakr kr Pocha Ye Kya Hrkat he?
Pathan: ye hum mis bell Marta tha aaj tmne recve krli.

Dear weather just tell me 1 thing...
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Men sweater paiti wich rakhan k na rakhan...:-/:-p

Jaj Mujrm se: tmari akhri wish kia hai.?
Mujrm: Aapki beti se shaadi,jahez me 1 crore rupe
U.S.A ka viza
2 sal ka honeymoon

6,7 bache jo apko nana kahen or mjhe papa,or main
Un sb ki shadi krwa doon us k bad ap jo fesla do mujy manzoor hoga..
Jaj: Dy taali
meri shaadi nhi hoi
Latka0 saley ko!:-D

1 pathan khali paper ko bar bar chom raha tha.
Sardar..ye kya hai.
Pathan.. love leter hai.
Sardar..mgr ye to khali hai.

Pathan.. hamara girlfrnd gongi hai

Teacher...Pappu What Would You Choose Between Brain And Money?
Pappu ...Money
Teacher... I would prefer Brain

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Pappu... Well Everybody prefers what they dont have

Police:
Hamen Aap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai,
Pata chala Hai k Ap K Ghar Men Khatarnak Bomb Hai
Admi:
Khabar To Pakki Hai

Magar Abhi Woh Maikay Gai Hui hai :-D

"Light travels faster than sound,
"So we see lightning 1st than hear the thunder!"
Pathan:
"No Sir, You are absolutely wrong,"

"When power goes off, we switch on generator,
"1st sound comes then comes light ;-) :-P