Miscellaneous

Shakespeare Said: if there is a Single
Dollar in your Pocket, Then . . . .
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Convert it into Pakistani currency &
Buy a Pepsi of Rs.65 aur 20 rupy k 2
samuse Bhi le lena or 5 ki freshup...
Wah bhai wah,
Dil khush kr diTa Ee shksperaa Ajj Tey...

Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female? Student: Female Teacher: How? Student: Just Now Commentator Told Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar

aik larki apne baap se

k mje rozana aik larka i love u bolta hai

baap ne kaha


beta tm us se shadi krlo phr kabi nai kahe ga hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......:)

ustad student se:tumhare papa kiya kam kar te hain.


student jo ammi kahti hain

there were 4 freinds brain stupid somebody and nobody one day they went to hotel and in the hotel brain went to toilet somebody and nobody begin to fight and stupid call to police and said that somebody and nobody are fighting police said are you stupid he said yes police said where is your brain he said it is in the toilet

teacher: khubsoorat larki sadhak pe chal rahi hai english mein bolo,
student.......WoW!!

Husband: jab men mar jaon to
hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana

Wife: wo Q?

Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy
say lipat lipat kr roti hen

Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi

Boy: Oh Yea... What a life!"


Najoomi: Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.