Miscellaneous

Mareez: Dr sahab mujhay door ka nazar nahi aata.
Doctor: Aasman per dekho wo kia hy?

Mareez: Chaand.
Doctor: Ab is say door kia Farishtay dekhay ga?

Ek Gadha: Yaar mera malik muje bohat maarta hai

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhaag q nahee jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhaag to jata... par yahan future bara bright hai... malik ko khoobsoorat beti jab koi shararat karti hai to to malik kehta hai, " Teri Shadi Gadhe Se Kardooga " ....

PATHAN.
me tere 64 k 64 dant tor donga.
pas khara ek molvi bola :khan dant to 32 hote hen.
PATHAN: muje patha tha k tu beech me zaroor bole ga tere b mela k bathya he.

Teacher;
Translate into English "Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mujse Hafiza Mera"
STUDENT:My Mind is Full of Data Base, O God! Plz Make Me a Mental Case.

Japanese guy visited Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend's house.
On way
Toyota passd by
He yelled to the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan very fast.
Then
Honda passed
He again:
Honda, made in Japan very fast.
Then
Prado passed
He again:
Prado, made in Japan very fast.
Taxi Driver got angry
When
He arrived at his Friends house
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japanese:
So much money ?
The angry driver replied:
Taxi meter,
Made in Pakistan,
Very very fast !!

TEACHER-Kal tm school q nai aye?
STuDNeT-Mujeh bird flu ho gya tha.
TCHR-ye to murge ki bimari hy?
STDNT-ap ne mujhy insan chora hi kab?
roz murga bna deti hEn.

Operation se Pehly Doctor ne Phoolon k Haar Mangwaey...
Patient: Ye kis Liye?
DR: Mera First Operation Hy.
Agr kamyab Hua Tu mere Liye Werna Tmhary Liye. ;-)

Ek motti ourat ne chor ko pakar lya.

Or os k oopar baith gai.

Nokar sy kaha police ko bola kr lao.

Nokar,
meri chapal kho gai hai..

Chor,
bhai meri pehan lo magar jaldi se bola kar lao.

Teachr: Ande Mein Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Bacha: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

K Wo Usme Gaya Kaise

Mom: Kyon Rotey Ho?
Son: Dad ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi di.


Mom: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye hon gey.
Son: Kaam Wali ko Kon se Tables Aatey hain?

Aek sheikh apne building ki upar ki manzil say neechay gira
Rastay mein us nay apne bivi ko us ki routi pakatay hue dekha

tou kehta hua gaya

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oooo meri routi na pakaennnnnnnnnn!!!

Journalist to meera:
What Type Of Rules U Like ???
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Meera : Wassay Tau I like Chicken Roll, Lekin Beef Roll Bhi Khaa Leti HoN....

Kya apko pta hy?

kitaben saamne rakh k bhi nah prhne wali bemari

Ka kya nam hy?



Chaudhary: aahoo!!! Beghairti

Aik bar ganjay k sar par 8-10 baal ug aye
Ganja naai k pass gaya,
Naai Gusse se bola Inhein ginon ya katon?
Ganja sharmate hue bola..
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Colour ker do

An Interviewer To Student: " What Is Science "
Student: @!#@#$#
Interviewer:I Dint Understand Anything!
Student: Same Is D Situation Here !

Who was De
1st Indian Crickter 2 Bcum captain in his
1st match,
scored 100 on debut & hit 6 on da last bal to defeat England??
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Amir Khan in "LAGAAN"

..1 ADMI ko har bat mein ''TERA BHAI'' kehne ki adat thi.
wo shadi k bad apne bedroom mein gya or dulhan ka ghonghat utha k bola:
"Kesa lag raha hy
TERA BHAI";-)

Memon: Arey ajj tou 1Rs k 3 Amrood miley!

Dost: wo kese?

Memon: 1Rs ka mene kharida 1 lekar bhaga aur 1 khan ne gusse mein piche phenka or wo mene catch kr lia.

English Man:
"My Grand Father Lived 96 Years. He Never Used Glasses.."

Meera: I Know..
Some People drink directly from BottLe!!!

Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Majnoo Laila ki zulfon me aisa khoya
k
behosh ho gaya.

Jab hosh aya tou romantic ho kr pocha.

Laila!
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Tu Nahandi nahi@

2 Betiyon Ki ShaDi K Lye
1 FaKeeR ko Jehez Ki Zarürt Hai
Dosto

Tou 5 bar Balanc chk Kren or Is Kar-e-Khair Mein ShamiL Ho jayn

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy
Frnd:Us k paas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe maar k kehna Janu agr tm kaho tou ye adat bhi chor skta hun.
Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!Bv ne sun kr jwab dia"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek sota menu v lawa"

Dada or dadi ne, apni jwani k dino ko phr se yad kr k mnane ka socha,unho ne fesla kia k hm phr drya kinare milenge, dada suba jaldi uthkr tiar hokar, gulab lekr knare pohncha,bht dair hogye dadi nhi i,wo guse mey ghr aaye,or phool phenkte hoe bolay, tm i q nhi, dadi shrmate hoe boli,mama ne jane nhi dia :-D

Worlds Shortest Jokes:

1) two Women are Sitting Quiet.

2) two Sardars are playing Chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill.

Need more?

U r Beautiful :-

Worlds Shortest Jokes:

1) two Women are Sitting Quiet.

2) two Sardars are playing Chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill.

Need more?

U r Beautiful :-

Boy-
Papa mjhe nokrani se pyar hy
Mei us se he shadi krun ga

Major Rohail-
Nokrani ko rani banane ka nah socho

Boy-
Kyu

Major Rohail-
Yhe galti mei ne b ki thi beta

Baap ne betay se kaha: Dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila hai,

Beta:
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Aap bay-fikar rahein, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga!' ;)

Sher likha jata hai
Parha jata hai
Suna jata hai
Kaha jata hai

Lekin jb Sher samne ata he tou
Pajama uper se dhila
Neche se geela OR
Peeche se peela ho jata hai!

2 pagal crickt Match dekh rahy thy.
Afridi ne six mara.

Pehla Pagal!!


Wah kiya goal kiya hai!

Dusra: Bewaquf goal is mein nahi, cricket me hota hai....!!!

Susti Hamari bari Dushman Hai
(Allama Iqbal)

Hamein apne Dushman se pyar krna chahiye
(Quaid.e.Azam)

Abb butao kes ki baat menain??

===>><<===
"NEW" "GENRATION"

Aik sahab sham ko ghr aye to dekha k un ka 6 sala bacha apny ghr ki dehleez pr udas betha hai unho ny pyar sy bachy k sir pr hath phera or waja pochi to bachy ny kaha


PAPA TUMHARI B.V. K SATH MERA GUZARA NAHI HO SAKTA..:-D

Aishwaria Or katrina court me case lar rahi thi k zyada make up kon krti hai? 2no case har gai,

OR

1 dosre se pochne lgi



Yar ye Sheri Rehman kon hai

A mouse was goin wd its kids. A CAT jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted:" BHOW BHOW"
Cat ran away,

Mouse:"Dats Da Advantage of learning foreign language

Na monh na maaya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.
Baith k 4 panne palat lo beta
final paper girlfriend/Boyfriend ne nhi banaya hai...

Agar
aap
ladkiyon
se
hamesha
ghere
rehna
chahte
hain


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Gol gappay ki rehdi laga lo yaar..
simple g.k.

Go down 2 C my heart...


















Dekha
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL...

A:u r Active
B:u r Best
C:u r Cute
D:u r Dashing
E:u r Excellant
F:u r alwayz first
G:u r Great
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ki himmat
mujhme nahi hai!

Why do boys act like idiots ???
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Who says that they r acting??.... :-)

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DO NoT WASTE UR TIME LIKE THIS

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri...
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
Jab log phekenge ande tamatar,
Tou raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega...

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Girl: Saindal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Arey pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Girl: Saindal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Arey pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk
on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From...

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk
on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From...

Tumne aakar meri kabar pe,
Zara sa muskura Diya...
Bijli kadak ke gir padi,
Sara kafan jala Diya...

Lal diwar par, Chone se likha tha Ghalib ne,

Lal diwar par, Chone se likha tha Ghalib ne,

Yahan likhna manna hai...

Agar tum kaho tou tumhare liye

aasman se chaand taare tod laaun,

Agar tum kaho tou tumhare liye

aasman se chaand taare tod laaun,

Lekin tum unka karogi kya??? ....
(Kya logical sher hai!!)

Nah woh inkaar karti hai,

Nah woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakht mere hee sapnon mein aakar,

Mere dost se pyaar karti hai...

Nah woh inkaar karti hai,

Nah woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakht mere hee sapnon mein aakar,

Mere dost se pyaar karti hai...

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

Tou aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar...

Kitne haseen hai aap,
Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.
Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.

2 hippopotms saw lion killin a tiger.

Lion gang threatens 2kill their family

If they tel truth in court.

Still they tell it.

Y?

Bcoz

HIPS DONT lie

Always REMEMBER.

No matter how bad you are,

you are not totally useless.

You can always be used as a bad example.

An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

and gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

and bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

and dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS'NT IT?

Dad:2 things in life r important.
Honesty n Wisdom !
Son:Wats honesty?
Dad:Keep ur word if u have given it.
Son:Wisdom?
Dad:Do not give it !

Woh kya hai
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jo ISHQ mein hai
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DIL mein hai
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MANN mein hai
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aur
DHADKAN mein nahe hai?
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GUESS ?
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Sochte kya ho
Woh
AMIR KHAN hai

Ek young man ""Military Police"" join kerna chahta tha.
Us ne apply kiya or wo kaamyaab bhi ho gya.
FINAL interview kuch is tarha tha.
Q). Aap ka naam? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? A). Mujtaba Pervez
Q). Waalid Ka naam? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? A). Muhammad Pervez
Q). Taleem? A). MP (Matric Pass)
Q). Kya ban'na chahte hain? A). MP (Military Police)
Q). Agar select na huve tou? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? ??????? ""Mitti Paleet""

Jab Gabbar paida hua tou uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THay...

Teacher: Hamein machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo tou ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyonki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti
Mughal-e-Azam mein tou film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

Mr Elahi had three sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi,
Barkat-e-Elahi, and Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his forth son was born his wife decided
to name him Bus-Kar-Elahi...

A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's breast
for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something
after expiry date.

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai
""HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA""

SHEIKH on his death bed

where r u my dear wife?

yes i''m here


my sons, my daughters r u all here?

ya papa

tey fer naal de kamre da pankha kyuon chalda paya ae

Har gali har deewar par apka naam likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka naam likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

Har gali har deewar par apka naam likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka naam likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put.

Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to him and asked, what the hell is going on?

The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her, What are you up to?

Alice smiles, I''m going hunting with you!

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.

Later they arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I''ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice could not bag an elephant... much less a deer. Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming: Get away from my deer!

Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell: Get away from my deer! followed by another volley of gunfire.

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.

The cowboy, obviously distraught, says: Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!

We must respect the other fellow's religion,
but only in the sense and to the extent
that we respect his theory that his wife
is beautiful and his children smart.

(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero
& then directs his chela.)
AJIT: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal
aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta?
Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range
haathon pakad legi. he he he

(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT: “Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do.
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin degi

(Scene - Robert and Ajit are in a boat.
The boat suddenly springs
a hole and water starts coming inside.
Robert is perplexed !)
Robert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
AJIT: Robert Ek aur hole bana do,
aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me OUT likh do.
Ek hole se paani ander aayega
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!

AJIT: Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….

Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon,
mujhe headache ho raha hai.
AJIT:Bewakoof………Abe head ek ho ya do,
kaam tou karna hi padegaa.!

Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman
feeling himself to have excessive control
over his personal affairs.

AJIT: Robert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Computer laga
do aur debugger start kar dou.
Robert: Lekin kyoon, boss?
AJIT: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
AJIT: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Michael,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
AJIT: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!

Robert: Iska kya kare Boss?
AJIT: Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do!
Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa,
Oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!

Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
AJIT: Ise maar ke police station ke saamne rakh dou.
Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha dou.
Robert: Par sui kyon, boss!
AJIT: Bewakoof! Police yeh samjhegi ki suicide hua hai!

Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona darling..arrling’s typing.)
AJIT: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat dou.
Robert: Magar kyoon boss ?
AJIT: Typing tou nahi atee, kamsekam shorthand tou seekh legi.

Michael: Boss, yeh aadmi tou kuch bol hi nahin raha hai.
Kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise revealing chair mein daal dou.
Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.

AJIT: Mona darling,
tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar dou,
Mona: Lekin kyon Boss?
AJIT: Bahut Mona Toni ho jaye gee…

Boss: Robert!
Robert: Yes, Boss
Boss: Yeh bus mein kuch hawa daal do.
Robert: Lekin, kyon boss?
Boss: Yeh bus Airbus ban jayegi

Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
arey asman mein ud raha hai
tou idhar kya dhund rahe ho asman mein dekho
ullu………(..`)

Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
Asman mein panchi ud raha hai furrrrr furrrrr
arey asman mein ud raha hai
tou idhar kya dhund rahe ho asman mein dekho
ullu………(..`)

Dou boys ko 3 live Bomb milte hai…
Wo un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai……..
(raste mein… )
First boy: agar koi bomb raste mein hi phat jaye tou???
Second boy: jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi milay thay .

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr. : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr. : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

It is funny when people discuss
Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It is like asking someone,
If suicide is better or being murdered.

KBC MEIn SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!

KBC MEIn SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends. You order what you want then,
when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It is a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

There is a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It is called marriage.

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man,
The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

2 indian fauji aik dosray kay sath fight
kar rahay thay tu officer nay dekh lia
aur ye kah kar un ka court marshal kar dia
kay humay larnay walay fauji nahi chaheay...

1 INDIAN FAUJI APNI MAAN KO 1965 KAY JANG KI
GOLA BARI KAY BARAY MAIN BATA RAHA THA TU US
KI MAAN BOLI BETA TUM BHAG KAR DARAKHT (TREE)
PAR CHAR JATAY TU FAUJI BOLA MAAN DARAKHT PEHLAY
HI OFFICERS KAY LEAY KAM PAR GAEE THAY...

1 INDIAN FAUJI APNI MAAN KO 1965 KAY JANG KI
GOLA BARI KAY BARAY MAIN BATA RAHA THA TU US
KI MAAN BOLI BETA TUM BHAG KAR DARAKHT (TREE)
PAR CHAR JATAY TU FAUJI BOLA MAAN DARAKHT PEHLAY
HI OFFICERS KAY LEAY KAM PAR GAEE THAY...

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall a sleep before you finish.

There was this guy who told his woman
that he loved her so much that he would
go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going thru hell.

Teacher - Can u define the word lecturer for me
student- lecturer is a person who has a bad habit
of speaking when someone is sleeping.

AIK POLICE INSPECTOR APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN
BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY
BARATION KI BUS ARAHEE THEE ....................
POLICE INSPECTOR NAY APNAY SATHI KO CALL KAR KAY
KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR
RAHEE HAY ISAY ROOK KAY CHECK KAROO...

Pars Chori Honey k Baad Larki Ka Reaction
Gareeb Larki : O Mere Pesay
Ameer Larki : O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki : Oh Shit Os Mein Tou Mere Boyfriend Ki Tasveer Thi.

Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tunn hokar ja raha tha
tou peche se ek Tangay wala Aya, us ne kaha,
hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or side per
ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya,
wahan us ko neend aa gai. subha ghar k malik
ne darwaza khola tou sharabi neche gir gaya,
aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna tou side deya tha,
phir bhee takar maar di.