Miscellaneous

Son:
Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyo bethi hain??
Papa:
kuch nahi,light gai hoi the
Ussne Lipstick mangi thi,
Maine ELFi dedi....;-)
shaid naraz ho ge hai:-

Dost: oye tu larki dekh aya? Kaisi hai??
Pathan: Rang se kali aur kaan se kam sunti hai
Dost: English main bata..
Pathan: BLACK-BERRY hai :-D

Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota?
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ThaPpar..:-P;-):-

Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota?
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ThaPpar..:-P;-):-

Yar tumhare numbr ka kya problm hy?
Me ne abi call ki tou operator Boli
"welcome 2 jungle aap ka matlooba
bandar darakht se ulta latka huwa hy
plz try later.....

TEACHER:Agar 2 peepal k darakhtoun ko
ek rassi se baandh diya jaye tou uss rassi ko kya kahein ge?
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Pathan :
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"NOKIA"
(Connecting peepal)

Height of BEBASI:
Every time I open the computer to do the Assignments..
My fingers automatically start typing
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www.Facebook.com

Ap k pas wo wala msg hai
jis me 1 Bewaqoof sirf
"Nahi" likh k reply karta he?
Jaldi Batao, plz...

Girl to his boy friend:
'Kya tum meray liye chand taray toor kar la saktay ho?'

Boy:
'Tu chan taaryan di gal karni ae, log mainu amrood ni toran dendy!'