Jokes

KEHTAY HAIN K JUB WOH BAAT KARTAY HAIN TU PHOOL GIRTAY HAIN
AGAR AISA HAI TU CHALO BAAT KAR K DEKHTAY HAIN

ek dafa ek aadmi bus mein so raha tha uss se ek aadmi ne poocha time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha uss ne kaha 10:30 phir so gaya thodi der baad ek aur aadmi aaya aur poocha ke time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha 10:45 phir so gaya phir teesri dafa ek aur aadmi ne kaha time kiya ho raha hai uss ko ghussa aaya uss ne time bata diya aur apni buss ke baher board laga diya uss mein likha tha ""mere paas ghadi nahi hai"" thodi der baad aadmi aaya aur bola ""bhai sahab aap ke paas ghadi nahi to kita hua main time bata doon ga time ho raha hai 11:00 woh shakhs dobara ghusse mein aa gaya aur apni ghadi utar lee aur saath mein bus se board bhi utaar liya

aik dafa aik bachi ko us ki maa doctor k paas lay kar jaati hay . who doctor ko batati hay k is ki aankahin bahir aa rahi hain jabra khul raha hay mun patla ho gaya hay .is ka kiya ilaaj ay .Doctor kahta hai bachi ki pony dheeli kar dain sub theek ho jaay ga
funny na ha ha ha .just joke

a man is crying loudly near a grave and another man comes and asks him is he crying for his dad,mum,sister or a brother but the man answers that it was his wifes first husband.

aik dayhati A to z alphabat chikhata hai or city main jata hai or buhat khuss hota hai kay main bhi per likh gaya hoon ab kisi per zahir tu keroon kay mujeh bhi sub aata hai.city main aik lerkay ko rook ker kehta hai kay tum kitna peray hoaay ho tu lerka kehta hai BA tu dayhati kehta hai,wa ray babo 2 lafaz peray woo bhi ultay.

Aik drama writer apne dost se poochta hey k tumhein mera drama kesa laga,tu dost kehta hey k tum drame k akhir mein hero ko zehr k badle goli maar do,tu drama writer poochta hey k iss se kya ho ga,tu dost kehta hey k goli ki awaz se public jaag tu jaey gi.

eik dafa aik moti aurat ki aik patli aurat se takar hoti hai to moti aurat patli aurat se kehti hai ""I AM SORRY!"" aage se patli aurat kehti hai ""PARAN HAT DHAI MAN KI BORI""

lahore main loog bhaut mahman nawaz hotay han main jab wahan gya too breakfast main bhee phajhay day payy,lunch main bhee phajhay day paye,tea kay sath bhee phajhay dae paye ,dinner main bhee phajhay dae pay... main bola kay kiya bhance intoon per khari ho gee

LIKHNA THA KHOON SAY,LIKH DEYA SIYAHI SAY
MERNA THA MUOT SAY, MER GAYE WAFAYI SAY
AGAR NAHIN KARNA THA PYAR TO PHELE BATA DETAY
ITNI HASEEN DUNIYA HAI KAHIN AUR DIL LAGA LAYTAY.