Jokes

ek dafa ek bura admi soya hua tha k us ki khawab mein shetaan ayaa aur us ko kaha k yeh lo ek lakh rupee subha kiss bhi burey admi ko de dena aur kehna k shetan k naam ka ley lo woh admi subha uthh ker ilaqey k badmash k pass jata ha aur kehta ha k yeh ek lakh rupee shetan k naam key ley lo mager woh inkar ker deta ha aur kehta ha k jaoo mein nahin ley sakta kiyon k mein pehley hi bohat bura admi hoon wahan se mayoos ho ker woh ek naikaa k pass jata ha aur us ko kehta ha k yeh lo ek lakh rupee shetan k naam ka ley lo woh bhi inkar ker dete ha k mein nahin ley saktee mein pehley hi gunagaar hoon woh wahan se mauus ho ker ilaqey k inspector k pass jata ha aur kehta ha inspector sahab yeh lo ek lakh rupee shetan k naam ka inspector pehley to us ko ghoorta ha phir achanak apney admion ko awaz de ker kehta ha oyee bachoo is ko ulta latka ker chatrool ker is ki -
woh admmi bara pereshan hota ha k mein to is ko paisee de raha hoon aur yeh merey sath aisa kiyon ker raha ha woh inspector ki minat samajat kerta hua kehta ha k mera qasoor to batao inspector kehta ha k raat ko shetan merey khawab mein bhi ayya tha woh to keh raha tha k 2 lakh hain tum ek hi layee ho nikaloo doosra lakh warna chaloo drawing room .................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aik teacher nay student say kaha ,jumla pora karo,""900 chohay kha kay billi ------- chali"".student nay kaha""900chohay kha kay billi thumak thumak chali""teacher nay oos ko mara aur kaha nalaiq ye bhi pata nahi hai,too student nay kaha,sir yeh too main nay aap ka dil rakhnay kay liye keh diya tha warna 900 chohay kha kay too billi chal hi nahi sakti.

EIK DAFFA EIK BEWI NEY APNEY SHOHAR SEY KHA KEY FALAN PLATE KITCHEN SEY LEY AAYO. SHOHAR NEY BOHAT DHOONDI MAGER USSEY NAIN MILLI. AAKHIR US NEY BEWI SEY KEH DIYYA KEY MUJHEY PLATE NAIN MILLI. BEWI NEY KHA"" MUJHEY PATA THAT KEY TUMHEIN KABHI KOI CHEEZ NAIN MILTI IS LIYYE MEIN PLATE PEHLEY HI UTHA LAYYI THI.""

EIK DAFFA EIK AADMI JAHANNAM MEIN PHIR RAHA HOTA HEY KEY US KI NAZER EIK DEEWAR PER PARTI HEY, JIS KEY PEECHEY SEY GANEY BAJANEY KI AWAZEIN AA RAHI HOTI HEIN AUR DEEWAR PER NEELI AUR RESHAM KI TASWEEREIN LAGI HOTI HEIN. US NEY HERAN HO KER FARISHTEY SEY POOCHA KEY YEH KON SI JAGA HEY, FARISHTEY NEY JAWAB DIYYA ""JAHANNAM"". WO AADMI BARRA HERAN HOYYA AUR BOLA AGER JAHANNAM ITNEY MAZEY KI JAGA HEY TO PHIR MEIN JAHANNAM JAWOON GA. FARISHTEY NEY KHA SOCH LO JO EIK DAFFA YAHAN SEY WAHAN JAYYE GA WO PHIR WAPIS NAIN AA SAKEY GA. US NEY KHA MEIN NEY SOCH LIYYA HEY BAS MEIN NEY JAHANNAM JANA HEY.
AAKHIR KAR FARISHTEY NEY TANG HO KER USSEY JAHANNAM BHEJ DIYYA, JAB WO JAHANNAM DAKHIL HOTA HEY TO PEECHEY SEY USSEY EIK ZORDAR QISAM KA KORRA LAGTA HEY. WO [ARESHAN HO KER FARESHTEY SEY POOCHTA HEY ""YEH KIYYA MEIN NEY TO JAHANNAM KI DEWAR KEY PAR TO GANEY SUNNEY THEY MAGER YAHAN TO ULTA HISAB HEY. AGEY SEY FARISHTA JAWAB DETA HEY ""WO JAHANNAM KA ADVERTISING SHUBA THA""

AIK ADMEE NAY DOOSRAY SAY POOCHA LATIFA KISAY KAHTAY HAIN PEHLA ADMEE BOLA LATEEF KEE BEWEE KO LATIFA KAHTAY HAIN

Eik dafa ka zikar hai kai eik admi janat mai jata hai wuhan ja ker woh dekhta hai kai deewar per chaar tasweeren lagi hui hain.Pehli tasweer Allama Mohd Iqbal ki hoti hai us ke neechai likha hua hota hai ke THE THICKER OF THE NATION,dosri tasweer Quaid-e-Azam ki hoti hai us ke neechai likha hua hota hai ke THE FOUNDER OF THE NATION,teesri tasweer Liaqat Ali Khan ki hoti hai us ke neechai likha hua hota hai ke THE DEVELOPER OF THE NATION,chothi tasweer eik faqeer ki hoti hai us ke neechai likha hua hota hai ke THE NATION.

eak dafa ka zikar hay kalarkey kahtey hay ,main brown colour ki sarhey phanoon gey kuin kay marey (husband)kay baal brown hain ,duskey larkey khetey hay main too laal colur key sarhey phanoon ghey kuin kay marey main kay baal laal hain , tessrey kheytey hay maim too kaley sarey panhoon gey kuin kay marey main kay baal kaley hain aur jess larkey ki sahdey hoo rhey hooty hay woo khatey hay main koon see sarey phanoon gey mara too main ganja hay..

Sikary nay appnay mulazim say poucha?""ham is janvarka kia name rakayin jis per ham nay goli chalai hai mulazimnay jahrion main ja kar dehka or wapes a kar bataya sahabwa janvar appna name elim dine bata raha hai:

Sikary nay appnay mulazim say poucha?""ham is janvarka kia name rakayin jis per ham nay goli chalai hai mulazimnay jahrion main ja kar dehka or wapes a kar bataya sahabwa janvar appna name elim dine bata raha hai: