iJunoon Archives 2014
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Jiya Daniyal
While Walking In The Highlands, Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole.
While walking in the highlands, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are U OK?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
Banta: Are U OK?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
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Oct 11, 2014 at 19:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Puzzles And Riddles
Sarmad Ali
The More It Dries, The Wetter It Becomes. What Is It?
The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. What is it?
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Oct 11, 2014 at 19:10
Category: puzzles-and-riddles
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Saiqa Bukhari
Telling A Lie Is A Fault For A Little Boy, An Art For A Love...
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
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Oct 11, 2014 at 19:10
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Mooria Ul Ain
What Is The Most Proficient Form Of Footwork Displayed By Indian Batsmen?
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
The walk back to the pavilion.
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Oct 11, 2014 at 18:10
Category: Funny
Sms / Sardar
Usaman Khan
Haramzada
airport par muslim hindu or sardar apne beiton ko recive karne k lie aye.hindu bola mera nawab zada a raha he,muslim .//.//mera bhi khan zada a raha he.sardar.//././aa ria e mera v haram zada//
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Oct 11, 2014 at 17:10
Category: sardar
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Abdul Rahman
Banta: What Is Ox?
Banta: What is Ox?
Santa: Gaadi.
Banta: What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Santa: Gaadi.
Banta: What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Oct 11, 2014 at 17:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Mooria Ul Ain
Pappu's Girlfriend Told Him To Bring The Protection Next Time They Go On A Date.
Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date.
Pappu brought
3 cousins,
25 friends and
34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.
Pappu brought
3 cousins,
25 friends and
34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.
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Oct 11, 2014 at 17:10
Category: pappu
Whatsapp Messages / Marriage
Alisha Khan
The Difference Between A Husband And Childbirth Is That One ...
The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable; while the other is just having a baby!
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Oct 11, 2014 at 17:10
Category: marriage
Whatsapp Messages / Insults
Mehreen Ali
If You Have An Opinion About My Life, Please Raise Your Hand...
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth!
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Oct 11, 2014 at 16:10
Category: Insults
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