iJunoon Archives 2014
Whatsapp Messages / Insults
Sakeena Hussain
Karma Takes Too Long. I'd Rather Beat The Shit Out Of You No...
Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.
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Oct 16, 2014 at 20:10
Category: Insults
Sms / Marital Woes
Nasir Alam
Hum Khud Le Len Ge
1 pathan ki nai nai shadi hui.or chand mah baad doston ne use xxx dikha di.us ne bhi ghar ja k wesa hi style lagane ki koshish ki.bivi ko deewar k sath khada kar k 10 foot k fasle se bhag kar aya to us ki bivi dar k mare peeche hat gayi.pathan seedha deewar k sath jaa laga,or aage se kafi nuksan huwa/ghuse main a kar bivi ko us k man bap k han chor aya,larki ne apne walden ko sara qissa sunaya.1 hafte k baad pathan jub bivi ko lene gaya to us k susar ne kaha beta bat ye he .,,...leni he to seedhi tarah le nahin to hum khud le len ge[,..shoaib iqbal].,,.#
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Oct 16, 2014 at 19:10
Category: marital-woes
Whatsapp Messages / Nice Weekend
Mohammad Yaseen
Living For Self Is Part Of Living;
Living for self is part of living;
And living for others is The Art Of living.
Have a nice weekend!
And living for others is The Art Of living.
Have a nice weekend!
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Oct 16, 2014 at 19:10
Category: Nice-Weekend
Whatsapp Messages / Good Day
Imran Rashid Malik
You Never Realize How Boring Your Life Is Until Someone Asks What You Like To Do For Fun.
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
Put some life into your life.
Good Day!
Put some life into your life.
Good Day!
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Oct 16, 2014 at 18:10
Category: Good-Day
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Faiz Ahmed Khan
Can I Go To The Theatre? Asks A Mosquito To Her Mother.
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
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Oct 16, 2014 at 18:10
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Missing You
Mian Chandio
God Must Be Partial To Have Endowed A Single Soul With So Mu...
God must be partial to have endowed a single soul with so much beauty, grace, panche, elgance & allure. If I ever have d luxury of dreaming of u, I bet I'll b afraid of waking up coz I wouldn't want 2 lose U!
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Oct 16, 2014 at 17:10
Category: Missing-You
Wallpapers / Cute
Yousuf Ahmed
Cute Baby Colors
Cute wallpapers
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Oct 16, 2014 at 17:10
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Poetry / Friendship
Gon Gud O Puchchan Lal Mani Taeed E Gowari
Gon gud-o-puchchan lal mani taeed-e-gowari,
Luddago gaamgay jaan goash-e-kabgein kosari.
Sia shap-e-malgor puchchawan sia-e-jambari,
Baaj gula burta ke taahar demein Mushtari.
Peechoko tikko Mah gul-e-manaein siri,
Kund-e-burwanant tu mechach shillein dilbari.
Gardena aaski haar lonjanein zargeri,
Shepagein ponze gon pollocko geranzeeg keemmatti.
Punjagan gab-o-moragan dusta mangali,
Halika terashtag dust-e-wat mahgonag mani.
Jaanat-e-aaka-jod kotag mah-e-soomari,
Zumzumein aapa shushtag-o-Aarastag pari.
Wahd-e-bechkandi julgaein Aazmaan Sureet,
Dar kapeetkulla rok bee aas-e-her gawari.
Gar bedaan duzmaanein gosh-e-murwarid richchi,
Kudrata saazet pa hunar Maahein gul Pari.
Luddago gaamgay jaan goash-e-kabgein kosari.
Sia shap-e-malgor puchchawan sia-e-jambari,
Baaj gula burta ke taahar demein Mushtari.
Peechoko tikko Mah gul-e-manaein siri,
Kund-e-burwanant tu mechach shillein dilbari.
Gardena aaski haar lonjanein zargeri,
Shepagein ponze gon pollocko geranzeeg keemmatti.
Punjagan gab-o-moragan dusta mangali,
Halika terashtag dust-e-wat mahgonag mani.
Jaanat-e-aaka-jod kotag mah-e-soomari,
Zumzumein aapa shushtag-o-Aarastag pari.
Wahd-e-bechkandi julgaein Aazmaan Sureet,
Dar kapeetkulla rok bee aas-e-her gawari.
Gar bedaan duzmaanein gosh-e-murwarid richchi,
Kudrata saazet pa hunar Maahein gul Pari.
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Oct 16, 2014 at 17:10
Category: friendship
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Sadaf Zeeshan
Santa: I Went To The Pub Last Night And Saw A Fat Chick Dancing On A Table. I Said, "great Legs".
Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs".
Banta: Go on. I am all ears.
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
Banta: Go on. I am all ears.
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
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Oct 16, 2014 at 17:10
Category: SantaBanta
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