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Aik tum ko agar chura loon mai
Yeh Zamana ghareeb ho jaye

America main cat-race hotee hai jis main dunya bhur ki catz hissa letee hain .her country apni best ever billi ko is race main jitwaane ki koshish kerta hai . aik sumalia ki billi bhi hotee hai jo keh intihai kumzor hotee hai. sub kehte hain keh ye kia race jete gee isey to hospital main admit kerna chahiye. jub race khatam hotee hai to wohi Somalia ki billi race jeet jatee hai . sub log sumali ke president se poochte hain keh janab yeh itni kamzor billi akhir race jeet kaise gae .......! to Sumalia ka president kehta hai janab yeh hamare mulk ki billi nahi cheeeeetaaa hai .

Dil ko teri chaht pe bharosa bhi buhat hai
Aur tujhse bichar jane ka dar bhi nahi jata

Walking up to a department store-s fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, ""I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?""

""Only one kiss per yard, "" replied the smirking male clerk.

""That-s fine,"" replied the girl. ""I-ll take ten yards.""

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. ""Grandpa will pay the bill,"" she smiled.

kam nahin meri zindagi k liye
chain mil jaye do ghari k liye
ai dil-e-zar kaun hai tera
kyon tarapta hai yun kisi ke liye
kitne saman kar liye paida
itni choti si zindagi ke liye
aisa ''Faiyyaz'' gham ne ghera hai
lab taras hi gaye hansi ke liye...