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mera aik sawaal hai jo us ka jawab battae ga us ko inaam mille ga..
aik aadme kai pass aik sher aik bukree aur gaas hai aur aik kashte hai...us admee ne darya kai par jana hai laikun woh aik waqat mein sirf aik cheez lai ker ja sukta hai....hub aap batain kai woh kiya tareeqa hu kai woh tammam cheezian aik aik ker ke le jai...?

A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaii woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaii woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable. The Hawaii woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you-re away from home.

Isey kehtey hain tanhayi ki naimat....
Hisaar-e-Dostaan hai aur mei hun!!

aik admee kai pass aik gorra tha jo kai bohat uddas tha.us lahk kosish ki us ko hasane ki laikun besood.
us ne shurt rhukee kai jo meree gorre ko hasaye ga us ka inaam milley ga...duniya jahaan se log aye laikun koi b kamyaab na hua...aik pakistani aya aur us ne kaha kai main es ko hasaoun ga agar mujey torre dair kai liyee gorra dai dein....us admee ne kaha kai theek hai lay jaoo...
pakistani ne gorra liya aur diwaar ke pechay lai giya aur 5 minut kai baad jub woh nikla tu gorra zoor zoor se hans raha tha...
us admee ne kaha kai theek hai tum inaam jeet gai laikun kiya tum batta sukte ho kai tum ne gorre ko kaise hansaya....
pakistani ne kaha kai yeh to mamoole baat thy...main ne gorre ko kaha kai mera soda tum se budda hai....aur jub main ne nikaal kar dikaya tu gorra hans purra.....