Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Amir Rasheed

Santa Calls Up White House & Says: I Want To Be The Next President Of The Usa.

Santa calls up White House & says: I want to be the next President of the USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?

Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?

· 0 Like · Dec 13, 2014 at 10:12
Category: SantaBanta
 
Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Omar Hassan

Teacher: Tell Me The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of.

Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

Pappu: Life imprisonment!

· 0 Like · Dec 13, 2014 at 07:12
Category: Pappu
 
Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Mooria Ul Ain

Men Are Like A Fine Wine. They Start Out As Grapes And The W...

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes and the women stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!

· 0 Like · Dec 13, 2014 at 05:12
Category: Funny
 
Whatsapp Messages / Christmas

Asfand Yar

May your life be colourful, magnificent, shimmering and joyful - as the magic of Christmas spreads on you!

May your life be colourful, magnificent, shimmering and joyful - as the magic of Christmas spreads on you!

Merry Christmas!

· 0 Like · Dec 13, 2014 at 03:12
Category: Christmas
 
Whatsapp Messages / Kiss

Sarmad Ali

I Just Want To Kiss You All Over, Smile And Laugh Out Loud W...

I just want to kiss you all over, smile and laugh out loud with you!

· 0 Like · Dec 13, 2014 at 01:12
Category: Kiss
 
Whatsapp Messages / Pranks

Samra Ali

Breaking News:

Breaking News:

3 days holiday declared in all Central and State govt. offices.

As a result, all schools and college shall also remian closed due to "Bharat Bandh"!

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So sit at home on 29,30 and 31st February and just chill!

· 1 Like · Dec 12, 2014 at 22:12
Category: Pranks
 
Whatsapp Messages / Insults

Fatima Zehra

Let Me Know If I Say Anything That Offends You, I Might Want...

Let me know if I say anything that offends you, I might want to offend you again later!

· 0 Like · Dec 12, 2014 at 20:12
Category: Insults
 
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Shama Qadir

Banta Sent An Sms To His Pregnant Wife.

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.

A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.

The report said - Delivered!

· 0 Like · Dec 12, 2014 at 18:12
Category: SantaBanta
 
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