WhatsApp Messages

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.

Love is an illusion! It's a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.

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People with strong hearts believe in Flirting!

Happiness is the best revenge... because nothing drives your enemies more insane than seeing you smiling and living a good life.

Have a very happy day!

Ultimate Insult:


A Boy texts a girl.

Boy: Hey.

Girl: Hi! What are you doing?

Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world.

Girl: Aww How cute!

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Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I'm texting you!

Happiness is a crazy mathematics, because it multiplies when one starts dividing it!

Have a very happy weekend!

Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?"

Pappu: That depends.

Teacher: Depends on what?

Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!

HUMAN BRAIN:

Forgets what we want to remember;

And remembers what we want to forget!

Attitude Reloaded:

If you want to say bad things about me - behind my back, come to me...

I'll tell you more.

Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends!