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In Life when you get troubles don't get nervous, just close ur eyes & follow ur HEART coz heart is in left but it is always Right. Gud Day!

A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: "What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?"

Man or woman?", asked the applicant!

Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?


Listener: Nahi.


Caller: Toh, Saale - candle jala!

We're born alone, we live alone and we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Jab Teri Rehmat Meri Nazar Jaati Hai;

Mere Rab Ji, Meri Aakhein Bhar Aati Hain;

Tu De Raha Hai Mujhe Iss Kadar;

Ki Haath Dua Mein Uthne Se Pehle Hi Jholi Bhar Jaati Hai!

Have you seen my smile because the last time I wore it was when I was with you. Miss U.

Destiny is simply the strength of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble, it grows double. If u laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble! Have a Great Day!

Without Luv-days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day & shatter day. So be in luv everyday. Wish u a Happy Valentines` Day!

Why doesn`t Rajnikanth ever object to SMS made on him?

Bcoz he wants Indians to get entertained and not indulge in primitive entertainment and make more babies.