Funny

When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words... Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please". "The barman looks at him and says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?", asks the brain. The barman retorts, "Because you're already out of your head."

I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

Next generation Kindergarten poem:

Chatting Chatting?

Yes Papa!

Girlfriend setting?

No Papa!

Telling lies?

No Papa!

Open your Whatsapp.

Ha ha ha...

The reason women love military men? It's NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.

Changing Times:

When our phones fall, we panic;

When our friends fall, we laugh.

iPhone > Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar: Knowledge and wisdom will save you from attachment.

Wait. Aren't you attached to your Rolls Royce fleet?

Girl: Which computer do you have?

Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card.

Boy: Which computer do you have?

Girl: A pink one.