Funny

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?

The walk back to the pavilion.

In a class room.

Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls?

Boy: Girls.

Girl: How?

Boy: If I kiss you, you'll get angry;

But when you kiss me, I'll never get angry.

Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty 'SMS';
She laughs for 10 minutes;
Forwards that to her friends;
And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don't like that kind of 'SMS'?

Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!

Q: What tablet will the crow take if it gets fever?

A: CROWsin.

A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'

He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'

I cried that I had no shoes, until I saw the man who stole it. Then he cried!

Height of hygiene:

A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.

I love how people say they're "Expecting a Baby`... as though it might be something else - like a Penguin or a Blueray!