Funny

Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?

A: In advertisements.

Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.

2nd Oct was a Dry Day in India.


Now it is also Cleaning - Swachh Bharat Day as well.

So now it will be called... Dry-cleaning Day!

Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become `Best Husbands`!

Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say... I'm MIND BLOWING.

Did you know James Bond once slept through an earthquake? He was shaken, not stirred!

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of....

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It's urgent Cell no & name is as displayed

Dear reciever, I'm a Blonde Virus. I'm not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank U !