Yaad

ek admee hota hai woh ek bzurag kay pass jata hai 5 din ka saafar kar kay woh bazurg usay ek tota deta hai.admee kehta hai main es ka kya karoon ga.woh totay kokehta hai 10 rupay do to totay ke chonch main das ropay atay hain oor woh pakdr leta hai. woh kehta tumain es ke zarorat hai lay jao.woh tota lay kar ata hai rastay main woh ek admee kay ghar jata hai tu woh kehta hai kay mujhay ek raat kay ley sona hai.woh maan jatay hain.woh kehtay hain khanay kay adhay pesay tum do gay phir.woh kehta hai theek hai.(wesay yeh lateefa nahi hai ek kahani hai bas aap sun lo)oor phir woh kehtay hain khany kay ley 20 ropay chaeay woh totay ko kehta hai 10 rupay do woh day deta hai.woh phir kehta hai woh day deta hai woh admee preshan ho jata hai kay yeh tota tu bohat kaam ka hai woh kya karta hai raat ko tota badal leta hai.oor subha woh mosaafir apnay ghar chala jata hai.jab usa pata chlta hai kay yeh woh tota nahi hai tu wohbuzarag kay pass dobara 5 din ka saafar kar kay jata hai.bozurag kehta hai mujhay saab pata hai.woh usay ek oor tota deta hai oor kehta hai ab ke baar phir use ghar main therna.woh kehta hai es totay ko kya hai.woh kehta hai es say pesay mangoo.woh kehta hai 10 rupay do.tota kehta hai 20 na doon woh kehta accha 20 doo woh kehta 40 na doon.phir woh wpise kay ley niklta hai oor use ghar main jata hai.oor woh phir unheen shartoon pay usay rakhta hai.oor jab pesay mangnay ata hai tu woh us say 10 mangta hai.woh kehta hai 20 na doon woh kehta hai aaccha 20 doo woh kehta hai 40 na doon? tu admee kehta hai yeh tota tu pehlay walay say behtar hai.woh phir raat ko tota badla leta hai oor subha woh apnay ghar chala jata hai.us kay pass pehlay wala tota a jata hai.oor woh jo tota badal tay hain woh subha kehtay hain lao 10 rupay do woh kehta hai 20 na doon? woh kehta accha 20 doo woh kehta hai 40 na doon?woh kehta hai accha 40 doo wohkehta hai 80 na doon?woh kehta ary baba kuch do be esay he boltay rahoo gay wesay es ko hum lallch bore bala hai be keh saktay hain!:))))) sorry if i did made you bored!

eik old man ko air hostis na thapar mar deya barabar main hoay man na kaha app na us kya kah deya tha jo us na aap ko thapar mar deya old man na kaha main us pucha pashab ki jaga kahain ha us na kaha peshay main na kaha hamaray zamanay main to aagay hoti thi

Bache nay kaha maa woh kon hai, maa nay kahan beta woh mera baap hai.....hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

aik din aik larka bahut kona warakala yaar no aghai warta warga

daska(sialkot)mian aj sey kote boknha band ho jane gay (latas neows for all)

aik larke hote hai us ka name hota hai sameen zahid woh bare jahil hote hai yani parhi lekhe nahin hotee aik dafa us ke ghar main chor ghus ata hai woh kehte hai aey sada friend ship bolta ahi kiya sab hahahhaha kerten hain

aik dost doosray dost ko kahta hi kai mujhe hazrat adam ki yah baat bohut achi lugty hi kai gub woh kissy ko koe baat sonatay hun gay to koe unhai ye nahi kehta ho ga kai ma na ye pehlay be sunny hoe hai.

main ne aik dafa apni ammi se kaha ke main london ja rahene hoon to aami ne kaha ke nahin jao magar main apni zid per arre rahe to usi din mere mamoo agaye mere mamoo mujh se bauhoot piyar kerten hain main ne mamoo se kahe yeh baat to mere mamoo ne kaha ke punjab chalo ge main en kaha ke nahin kehne lage hum london ko punjab kehten hain haahhahhahha

saman hai ya aina yeh to hai apni hina humen is se piyar howa hai main ne kabhi bhi yeh nahin kahah hai ke main koi aur hoon balke main to pagal hoon han na main saman nahin hoon han na main ne aap ko dukh diya hai