Pagal

A Pakistani walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan-officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $25,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank-s under ground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $25,000 and the interest, which comes to 15.41. The loan officer says,"" We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
25,000?"".
The Pakistani replied, ""Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks with additional security?""
Cheers ! Pakistanis Are Pakistanis....., Smart brains.

: Aik sahab bazar me kharay ho ker awaz laga rahy hotay hai k, Hai
koi jo 1 lac Rs. kamana chahta hoo. sub pooch rahy thay k Bhai
aisaa kia kam hai jis see hum ko 1 lac mil sakty hai? kaha k Ziada
kuch nahi mery paas aik bakri hai jo ko bohat gandi hai or uss me se bohat badboo
aati hai jo koi us ke sath sirf 10 mint beth ker dekhai ga us ke liyee meri taraf see 1 lac inaam hai. .jis per sub log peechay hut gai or kaha Naa baba yeh kam
hum se nahi hoga.lakin aik sahab ruk gai or kaha k mee yeh kam ker sakta
hoon jis per bakri ke malik ne kaha k ary tum ker sakty hoo ,tumhara name kia
hai ? jis per us shuks ne kaha k mera name SHARMA hai > Woh sahab
sharma ko apny joompri(tent) per laty hai or kehty hai k under chalay jaoo..
sharama under jata hai or taqreeban 5 se 6 mint bad bakri meee meee kerti hoe
bahir aajati hai ..<><><><><><><>><><><><><><><><><> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> >< >>< >< <> < <>

Teen Chor Aik ghar main chori kartey hain aur ghar key malik jaag jatey hain aur chor chhup jatey hain ab ghar waley police ko phone karte hain us key baad police aa jatey hey ab police waley tafteesh kartey hain aur pochhtey hain chor kis waqt aey they to ghar wali kehtey hain ye to uper wala jane phir pochhtey hain kia kia chorey hwa saman to phir ghar wale kehtey hain ye to uper wala janey to is per uper wala char neachey kood ker kehta hey sub uper wala janey ye jo do chor aur hain aik cupboard key pechey aur doosra table key neachey in sey bhey to pochho

eik dafa 4 friends bietea tha. eik
man boll tum mein sa leazy kon ha
mein is ko RS.5 doe ga 3 friends ne hand up kea. last friend
sa man bola lagta ha ka tum sab sa leazy ho. lo RS.5. yea bea pocket mein dal do..

aik aadmi jahaz mein safar ker raha hota hai woo air hostes say poochta hai ka bathroom kahan hai tu wooo kehti hai kay peche hai tu aadmi kehta hai kay mera bathroom nahi jahan bathroom hain waaha

three friends river par fish catch
karne geh. itne mein prayer ka time ho geya. aur yo prayer parne
lage. eik boll, wo deako fish. second boll, prayer mein no bollte
tesra boll, thank god i no boll.

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do dost houtay hain ek dost kahta hai ka mai poori dunya mitadon ga . dosra kehta hai ke main tumhe rubber hi nahin donga (HA HA HA)

? Muslim ek Isai aur ek singh zoo main kam kartee the.Ek din unho nee shart lagai ke sub time hum mee see kaun ek pik ke saath ek hi room mein pass kar saktaa hai!Jo jitaa usee subsee 100 rubi
milengee.Muslin sub see bahlee andar jataa hai to 5 min baad bahi nikal atta hai.Kehta hai Pari boo, pari boo.Uskee baad isai jata hai to 15 min baad bahir ataa hai to kehtaa hai ,PARI BOO,PARI BOO.Phir singh andar jataa hai too bahir hi nahi nikaltaa.SUB PIK BAHIR BAAG KAR ATTE HAI TO KAHTEE HAI,PARI BOOOOO,PARI BOOOOOOOOO.Muslim aur isai puchtee hai singh bhai jee tume kaisee kiya.SINGH KEHTA HAI:ASI TEE 1 HAFTEE BAAD HI NANDYA,ehi thee sede wich khubwee.

aik bandaa aik bakraa khareed ta hay,uss bakray ki smell boht hoti hay.woh bandaa aik annoucement karwa deta hay k jo koi iss bakray kay saath aik kamray mein rahey ga uss ko aik prize dia jaey ga.annucement sunn ker aik muslim ,aik angrez,aik hindu aur aik sikh atta hay.pehlay muslim ander jata hay tu aik ghantay k baad wappas a jata hay aur kehta hay ohh under boht badboo hay ,phir angraiz jata hay woh bhi adhay ghantay baad wappas a jata hay,phir hindu jata hay tu kissi tarah do din guzzar leta hay leekin teesray din senseless ho ker bahir a jata hay,aur kehta hay ram ram boht budboo hay ,akhir mein sikh ki bari atty hay ,sikh saab under jatay hein ,aik din guzar jata hay ,doo din ,teen din ,char din ,poora hafta guzar jata hay .sikh bahir nehein ata ,aglay din BAKRA saab subah subah bahir a jatien hein aur kehtay hein bhaaa ,bhaaa bhayyy""under boht budboo hay ""...