Pagal

itny achee gharee huwa karti thee kay ek martba wo ghari dada nay 2 sal tak nehar main phaink di, or do sal kay baad nikaly to wao chal rahi thee.""
Dosray dost nay kaha, ""yeh konsi bari bat hay, mairy dada nay khud 2 sal tak nehar main guzary they."" pahly dost nay Mazaq uratay howy kaha, ""acha, tumhary dada 2 sal tak nahar m kiya kar rahy thay?"" dosry dost nay kaha, ""tumhary dada ki ghari ko chabi day rahay thay or kiya kar rahay thay.""

AIK MANGO HOTA HAI AIK APPLE HOTA HAI AUR AIK BANANA HOTA HAI MANGO KAHTA HAI MUJH KO SAB LOG CHOSE CHOSE KAR KAHTAY HAIN.APPLE KAHTA HAI KAY MUJH KO SAB LOG AISI HI KAH JATAY HAIN BANANA SHARMA KAR KAHTA KAY MUJH KO SAB LOG NANGA KAR KAY KAHTAY HAIN.

teen admi dariya k kinare nimaz parh rahe hote hain.tu aik machahli jump lagate hai tu aik kahte hai dekho machahli ne jum lagiya hai (nimaz k darmiyan)tu dosra kahta hai nimaz main naheen bolte ,teesra kahta hai shukar hai main naheen bola ha ha h a

Achha hua hum bewafa niklay
achha hua hum bewafa niklay

abhay wafadaar to kutay hotay hain

Pakha Chalda hawa daynda...pakha chalda hawa daynda...nahi chalda tay nahi daynda:D
hhehehehee

SHARAM
AIK MANGO HOTA HAI AIK APPLE HOTA HAI AUR AIK BANANA HOTA HAI MANGO KAHTA HAI MUJH KO SAB LOG CHOSE CHOSE KAR KAHTAY HAIN.APPLE KAHTA HAI KAY MUJH KO SAB LOG AISI HI KAH JATAY HAIN BANANA SHARMA KAR KAHTA KAY MUJH KO SAB LOG NANGA KAR KAY KAHTAY HAIN.

3 Urtian (womens)hoti hain 1 andhi 2 langri or 3 ganji hoti hai.Teno bag main bethi hoti hain.Andhi kahti hai Woo dekhoo kitna Payara Gulab ka phool hai..langri kahti hai tehroo main door ker usey le ker ati hoon or ganji kahti hai haan jaldi jaoo main ny apney baloon main sajana hai is koo...

MOHABAT 1 BAR HO JAYE TO BHOLAPAN HAI DUJI BAR KI JAYE TO DEEWANAPAN HAI TEJI BAR KI JAYE TO APNAPAN HAI AGAR BAR BAR KI JAYE TO KAMEENAPAN HAI. HA HA HA

acha huwa hum wafadaar na hui acha huwa hum nahi hui wafadaar kionkey wafadaar tu kotey hotein hain.