Pagal

k dost dosre se kehta hai ke aggar pani main aag luge to machlia kaha jai.dosra druhto per jai.pehla wah yeh koi gae hai ke draht per jai

Ek dafa ek admi ek aurat se intercourse kar raha tha. Us ne apni finger andar de di. Uski finger k saath ek angoothi thi. Wo anghoothi andar reh gayee. Barhal wo banda chala giya. Raste main usko yaad aaya k us ki angoothi gum ho gayee hai. Wo jaldi jaldi wapas aaya to dekhta hai k aagey ek aur banda os aurat ke saath laga houa hai. Pehley wale bande ne new bande ko kaha ke excuse me ek minute den gey k es aurat ke andar meri anghoothi reh gai hai. Tu new bande ne kaha k yar main ek hour se apna Boot (shoes) dhoond(search)raha hoon. tum
ko kia angoothi melay gi. hhhaaaahaaa

WHAT IS THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN MEN CRICKET AND WOMEN CRICKET?
IN MEN CRICKET IN ONE SHORT LEG BETWEEN TWO LONG LEG.AND IN WOMEN CRICKET A SMALL GALI BETWEEN TWO LONG LEG

ek dafa ek teacher class main aate hain ,woh apni pant ki zib bund karna bhool jaate hain yeh dekh kar saare bachhe hunsne lagte hain. to teacher ko ghussa aajata hai aur kehte hain ke hansna bund karo warna bahar nikal dun ga.

aik teacher transfer hoker aik school aya iss nai aik shagird ko ko kaha k Arshad tum butao somnat ka mander (Butt) kis nai tora tha Arshad khare hoker rone laga aur kaha sir,qasm sai mane naheen tora adil say pochain uss nai tora hoga, Itnai main School ka Head master class k bahar se guzra uss nae bachon ko rote huwe dekh kar naye teacher se waja pochee tu teacher ne kaha k me ne inn se pocha hae k somnat ka BUTT kis ne tora to yeh kah rahe hain k hum ne naheen tora aur rone lug gaye hain. Head master kahne laga chor bache hain girgaya hoga aur toot gaya hoga. Iss per teacher ko Head master ki knowledge per ghusa aaya aur iss ne directer education ko sari baat likhi k bachon ki taeleem ka ye hall ha aur head master ka bhi yahi hal hai. Directer se jawab aya k somnat ka butt kisi sae bhi toota salary tumhari aur head master donon ki kate gi....Ha ha aha ha ha ha

2 dost Aapas main batain kar rahay thay, Ek dost nay jhoot bolty howy kaha, ""meray dada kay pas itny achee gharee huwa karti thee kay ek martba wo ghari dada nay 2 sal tak nehar main phaink di, or do sal kay baad nikaly to wao chal rahi thee.""
Dosray dost nay kaha, ""yeh konsi bari bat hay, mairy dada nay khud 2 sal tak nehar main guzary they."" pahly dost nay Mazaq uratay howy kaha, ""acha, tumhary dada 2 sal tak nahar m kiya kar rahy thay?"" dosry dost nay kaha, ""tumhary dada ki ghari ko chabi day rahay thay or kiya kar rahay thay.""

aik dafa aik hakeem saab aik apni hi dawai khali jiski waja se wo kisi ki baat ko sar hala kar aur hoon! keh kar use beizzat kar deta tha aik dafa wo juma padhne gaya molavi saab batien kar rahe the wo hoon hoon! kehta ja raha tha molavi saab bole teen log jannat main nahin jain ge 1-kafir 2-zani aur teesra yeh hakeem ka bacchha"" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ???

tell me what is the different thing which is in fornt of a woman and back of a cow?

the thing is word ...W..

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aak dafa akk miyan biwy ghar mein aatay hai key biwi ko pyass lag jati hai wo appne betay ko kehty hai ke jaoo meray liye panni laoo uss kaa beta ghalti sey miti kaa teel lay aata hai woo miti kaa teel pi jaati hai abb woo puray ghar me bhagne lagti hai uss kaa miyan doctor ke pass baagh kar aata hai doctor saay kehta hai meri biwi ne ghalti saay miti kaa teel pe liya hai aurr wohh puray ghar mein bhagh rahi hai doctor ne mazay se kaha ghar ke darwazay khirkyaan baandh kar doo teel khatam ho gaa khud ba khud ruk jaae ghi ;;;;; Haa Haa Haa ;;;;;