Pagal

aik addmi doodhwaly kai pass atta hai aur kheta hai bhai ji ek glass doodh do jaldi say mayra pahdda hone wala hai doodh wal us ko foran ek glass doodh dayta hai woo phir khata hai bhai ji ek glass our doodh do jaldi say mayra pahdda hone wala hai woo phir us ko doodh daita hai malie laga kar woo phir khta hai kai ek glass doodh aur doo doodh wala khta hai kay kiss say phadda hona wala hai woo khta hai app say doodh wala khta hai kyun woo khta hai kay marray pass paisa nahi hai

aik sahib daftar se ghar aye tu un key
chootey bitey ney un ko darwazey per hi rook liya...unhoo ney is ki waja pouchi tu kah ney laga ""papa!mein app ka ghar chor ker jaraha houn""
uss key papa ney poucha ""kiun?""tu uss ney
""papa!mira app ki bewi kah sath nibha nahi ho sakta ""

khuda ke ghar se kuch gadhe pharar huye,
kuch pakde gaye kuch mere yaar huye.

chaandni raat thi hatown main haat the main uske uper tha who mere neeche thi yaarown bura na manana lekin who mer moter sykle thi

mango ka ras ko jouice kahta ha
jo card nahi dalta oisa kanjos kahta
ha

tare cherey ki kya tareef karo tere bandar jaisa moo
tere zulfoon ki kya tareef karo tere eak eak baal pe joon

ANDERE RAAT THE WO MERE SATH THE MAIN US KAY OOPER THA WO MERE NECHE THE US KA DAKKAN KHALLA THA MERE BOTALE KHALE
WOO MERE HANDA MOTER CYCLE THE

aik dafa aik admi adhee raat ko apnay malik makaan kay ghar jata hai aur kehta hai kay main is mahainay ka karaaya 15 din baad doon ga.. tu malik makaan ghussay main kehta hai theek hai magar ye baat to tum mujhay subah bhee too bata saktay thay.. too wo admi kehta hai darasal main parishaan tha soocha app bhee parishaan hoon!

kia auraat ba-wafa hootee hai?
haan! isee liyay to mehboob ki khatir apnay mian ko zehr day daitey hai! ;)