joke

#hello$hello#aap ka frij chal raha hai?$ji han#pakar lo bhag jaye ga.

A man went to the doctor--s. The doctor came in and said, Well, I--ve got some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have which ever brain you like.

The man--s brain is $100,000.00 and the woman--s brain is $30,000.00. The patient could not help but ask; Why such a large difference between, the male and the female brain?

The doctor replied, The female brain is used.

aik shaier sunaon ghor say suna
mujay naien ata kisi ure say suna

aik admi aik jungle se guzar raha hota hey rastey mein tofan ata hey us admi ney doohti pehni hoti hey tofana hawa se us ki dohti utar jati hey to ALLAH se ksh ta hey wa mere malik aik to doohti bhi utarta hey phir tusweerein(pictur)bhi khenchta hey

An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The
Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a
gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, In the States our glasses are
so cheap that we don--t need to drink from the same one twice. The Brit
obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, In Britain we
have so much sand to make the glasses that we don--t need to drink out of the
same glass twice either. The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer
and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the American and the Brit. He says In Baghdad we have so many Americans and
Brits that we don--t need to drink with the same ones twice.

Du chitiena ja rahin hoti hain
our du hathi 1 chitihathi pa
chard gati han 1chita boulti
dabade sale ko.

kasam khai thi tum ko apna bana ker choroonga aur yehi kia tumko apna bana ker chor dia

3 men went to a hotel that only had 1 room vacant and the room only had 1 bed in. The men agreed to go in the room and share the bed. The next morning the man on the left hand side of the bed said i dreamt i had the best wank ever last night. The man on the right said thats funny so did i. The middle man said i didnt i dreamt i was skiing!!

tere husn ke kya tareef karoun? tere bandar jehsa mu, teri baloun ke kye tareef karoun? tere ek ek baal pe joun
lol
funny init