joke

woh cham cham karti aie aur cham cham karti chali gai .
main sidoor liye khada tha woh raakhi baandh kar chali gai.

or bohat si cheezain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
ye bataya hai dostoon ne ishq farmane ke baad
is hi liye ghar ki ek ek cheez chek karta hoon
ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad

teacher student say koi say 10
phalon[ fruits]k nam batao

student : 5 saib (apple) 5 kailay [banana]
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aik dafa aik angreez aik hotel main khana khanay jata hay jab woh salan main dekhta hay to waiter say poochta hay:what is this?

waiter jawab deta hay:this is language

aik baccha apnay ustad say mere abbu aap ko murfhi tohfay main dengay
jab aik haftay (1 week) tak murghi na aayi to ustad nay kaha betay aap kay abbu nay abhi tak murghi nahin dee to baccha bola woh to ab tandrust ho gaye hay

Ek bete machis jala kar aata hai aur kyatha hai abu ji abu ji aa ki hain aage se bete khetha hai abu ji aa jawani de shole ne...?

doh charsi bohut unchai par beyth kar neichey deykthey hain, to aik kehtha hai key woh deykh aik penny pardie hai, dusra kehtha hai key woh toh doh penny hai bhai,neyie aik penny hai, neyie doh penny hai. or jaab woh neichey akar deyhkthey hain toh appko maloom hai woh keya tha?........ghater ka dhaken!!

AIK BACHEY KI YADAASHT CHALIE JATHIE HAI TOH USKI AMI DOCTOR KO BULWATHIE HAI. DOCTOR AKAR USKO DAWAI DEYKAR KEHTHA HAI KE ABB YEH TEEK HO JAI GHA, PHIR WOH CHALLA JATHA HAI. TOH THOREY DEYR BAAD DARWAZEY PAR KOI KNOCK KARTHA HAI, OR MOULAZIM JAKEY KOHLTHA HAI. MALKIN POUCHTHIE HAI KEY KOUN HAI? MOULAZIM KEYTHA HAI KEY DOCTOR SAAB APNA BAG BOHL GAYE HAIN, LOH KARLO ILLAGE

3 cher c hotain hai wo ja rahay hotay hai aik kehta hai kai daikho in logon nai bhi mezay ker liya hain kitnay khoobsooret ghar banae hain doosra kehta hai chalo hum bhi ghar banatay hain wo aik doosroay kai ooper keray ho gatay hain nichlay walay cherc pay bauhet zoor hota hai us say tez nikelta hai sub say uper wala kehta hai kai hum nay abhi colour nahi kia tum nay to bell bhi lega dee hai

sardaar ji: yaar kal mainay apnee bv ko dekha wo aik ajnabee k saath film daikhnay ja rahee thee.
friend: so didn--t you follwo her inside?
sardaar ji: no yaar, dar asal wo film mainay pehlay hi dekhee hu--ee thee.