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aik aadmi pheli martaba jahaz me safar kar raha hota hai uski seat ke pass bohat sare button lagay hote hai wo pehala button dabata hai to pepsi aa ja ti hai dusra button dabata hai to akhbar aa ja ta hai teesra buttan dabata hai to airhostes aaja ti hai wo chohta button dabata hai to uske daanth bahar aja te hai.

aik dafa ka zikar hai kai aik bacha apnay daddy kai saath jah raha hota hai to us ko raastai main aik toffee milti hai to woh uthane jaata hai . to us kai daddy mana kartai hain kai girihoi cheez ko kabhi utha tai nahi hain. phir aik baar woh apni ammi kai saath bazaar (market) auto main jaraha hota hai to to us ki maan auto say gattar main ghir jaati hai. to us ki maan kahti hai bachaao(help me)to baccha kahta hai kai ammi daddy nai kaha tha kai giri hoi cheez ko kabhi utha tai nahi hai )

aik dafa ka zikar hai ka kisi school ma aik teacher kahti hai ka app ka principal aira hai jo app logo sa kuch questions pochan gay to app ko is kay answer danai hongay wo app sa pochangay kay app ko kis na pai da kiya hai to Amir tum kahna kay mujah (allahtala)na paida ki ya hai ok phir to phir wo pouchangay kay app kon say class ma partay ho to Mohsin tum kahna ka ma( 5) class ma ho ok phir principal agay phir poucha kay app ko kis na paida kiya hai toMohsin na kaha kay jis ko (allah) na na paida kiya hai wo to pishab kar na gaya hai but ma (5) class ma par ta hooo

do 100 manzil ki buildings hoti hain dono buildings key darmian ek pipe hota hai. ek admi daily us pipe key beech main akar excersice karta hai ek din us ka haath slip horaha hota hai who chillata hai baachao
baachoa ek awaz ati hai apna ek haat choor do who bolta hai agar main apna ek haath choor don ga to mar jaon ga phir awaz ati hai apna ek haath choor do wo ass pass dekhta hai koi nazar nahin ata wo soochta hai key koi jin ki awaz hai shayad who bacha ley ga who apna ek haath choor deta hai. phir awaz ati hai apna doosra haath choor do who bolta hai agar main ney apna doosra haath choor dia to main mar jaon ga phir awaz ati hai apna doosra haath choor do who soochta hai shayad koi jin hai agar main apna doosra haath choor don to shayad main bach jaon who apna doosra haath bhi choor deta hai aur gir ker mar jaata hai. phir awaz ati hai ha ha ha chutiya heheheheheheh

aik aurat matka lenay dukan per jatee hay dukan wala bohat mota admi hota hay
aurat mukhtalif matkoon ki qeemat maloom kartee hay jo us dukandar kay pechay
rakhay hotay hayn wo puchti hay wo jo sedhay haat per matka rekha hay
keetnay ka hay dukan wala kehta hay panch rupay ka phir wo kehatee hay
wo jo ultay haat per hay wo ketnay ka hay wo kehta hay daas rupay ka
phir wo dukan daar kay pechay jo matka rekha hota hay us kay baray may
puchti hay wo jo wo wala matka hay wo keetnay ka hay dukan daar us kay
isharay ko dekta hay tu wo us ko apni toond (mota peat) ki taraf lagtay hay
tu wo jaldee say kehta hay kay ya matka tontay (tap) sameet pachas rupay
ka hay:))

ek bar jahaz may pagloo ko ek shaher se dossray shaher lay jayia ja raha thaa,k poilet nay mahsoos kia jahaz dool raha hai,us nay pechay aa ker dekha sub paggel football khail rahai thai ek pagel hamoosh beta thaa,poilet nay ussay kaha tum samaj dar lagtay hu enay samjaoo,us nay kaha app fiker na karai may eenay samjata hu app jahaz sambalai,poilet nay cabin may mahsoos kia jahaz teek ho gayia hay us nay socha chalo us ka shukria ada ker aao, peechay aaia tu dekha wo akaila beta tha usay poocha baqi khahan hain tu boola may nay unay kaha hai ager football khailna hay to baher ja ker khailo

aik admi bari jaldi main hoota hay doodh walay kay pass jata hay bolta hay 2 kilo doodh day na kutte kay lia .
doodh wala bol ta hay idhar hi piyoo gay ya ghar ja kar ..........

4 dost kaheen nokree kay liay apply karnay jatay hain. Unn main say pehlay wala interview deenay jata hai . Uss say poochtay hain keh tumharay ab din main kia mamoolat hotay hain he sayz main suboh ko kaam per jata hoon raat ko ghar aa jata hoon orr aa ker koftay ko lagta hoon orr so jata hoon . doosray ko bulatay hain uss say bhee yahee sawal kartay hain keh tumharay kia mamoolat hain woh kehta hai keh main siboh ko utth ker nashta ker kay job find karta hoon orr raat ko aa ker koftay ko lag ker so jata hoon teesray say bhee yahee sawal kartay hain orr woh bhee yahee kehta hai keh main bhee suboh ko job find karta hoon orr raat ko aa ker koftay ko lagta hoon orr so jata hoon 4th ko bulatay hain uss say poochtay hain keh tum aaj kal kia karta ho woh kehta hai keh main sara din job find karta hoon orr raat ko aa ker so jata hoon afsar baray khush hotay hain keh challo yeh koftay ko naheen lagta iss ko job day detay hain woh poochtay hain keh tumhara kia naam hai to woh jawab deta hai KOFTA

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