joke

Aik Toilet k Bahir Likha Hoa Tha K Yahan per barey baron ki Nikal jaati hay......

aik dafa aik boorhay aadmi ko office ki jaldi thi aur ja rahatha ,rastay main usay aik aadmi mila motorcycle pay usnay kaha bhai sahab aayiyye main aap ko aapkay office chordoon us nay kaha yaar main bhaith jata laykin mujhay abhi jaldi hai

Aik Larki nay apni saheeli say poocha k jub yeh larkay aapus may baithtay hain to kaya batain kertay hain..Saheeli booli aray wohi jo hum larkian aapus may kerti hain....Larki foren booli ufff kitnay baysharam hotey hain yeh larkay......ha ha ha...

PUNJABI
adhe asmano bakra giriya, moo cho choi ral, tid phat gaiya...?

URDU
adhe asmaan se bakra gira,moon se gira pani,peet phat gaiya...?

paney lanay ki baat kartay ho dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho jo dil mian hia us ko nikalnay ki baat kartay hooooooooo..........ahahhahah
HAHAHHHAHAHHA
wht a joke nice na

aik khatoon ke ser per sirf teen/3 ball they wo beuty parler jati hain or kehti hain ke mery baloon ka puf bana dein hair dreser sey un baloon ka puf bananey main aik bal toot jata haiwo bolta hai medum aik bal toot gaya hai wo khatoon kehti hain chaloo do baloon ka jorda bana do jorda bananey main aik ball ur toot jata hai wo derty derty kehta hai medum aik bal or toot gaya wo khatoon kehti hain chaloo choordo main aj kholey baloon se chali jaon gi

ustad shagird se!barf ko jomley mai istimal karo .
shagird! pani thanda hai.
ustad!barf kaha chala gaya.
shagird!wo tho pigal gaya

aik dafa aik bhookey aadmi sey mainy poochha :do aur do kitney hotey hain.us ney jawab diya ;char rotian.

This is the story of a Pakistani Scientist, who is an Electrical Engineer from NED and a PHD from Florida Institute of
Technology. NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.
However, on the day of its launch, something seemed to be wrong. The
rocket gave all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the
problem. Finally, there was a Pakistani scientist (the one who is mentioned above) he offered the help. NASA people were desperate by that time and agreed
to do anything. ""Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right"" said the Pakistani scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway. ""Bring it back to vertical
position"" the Pakistani said. The engineers did so . ""Now start the engines"" he said.
And surprise, the rocket took off and flew into outer space!

Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew what to do.
He replied - ""It-s very simple. This is what we always do with our CD 70
motor bike in
Pakistan.""