joke

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: ""If you kiss me, I-ll turn into a beautiful princess.""

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: ""If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero.""

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: ""If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week.""

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out: ""If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I-ll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.""

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked: ""What is the matter? I-ve told you I-m a beautiful princess, that I-ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won-t you kiss me?""

The man said: ""Look, I-m a computer programmer. I don-t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.""

apple said to banana that sab mujhe cheil kar kahate hain.Banana said mujhe to sab nanga kar ke khahte hain.

Eak din khawand(husband) office say ghar aata hi aur bewi ko kehta hi k aaj mery liya jo b phone aaiya to kehna k mian ghar par nahi hoon,kuch der ky bad phone ki bell hoti hi to bewi phone uthai hi aur kehti,, mera khawand idar he hi,,,,
khawand bolta hi k main nay manah b kia tha k koai phone to mera nahi batana,,,Biwi bolo aasal mian wo aap ka nahi mera phone tha,,,,,,haha ha he

aik admi kay sar par bal kahi kahi tay. kuch ladky aun kay pashay aa rahy tay iun may say aik bola
in sahab nay to sar par gas iuga rakki hay ya saun kar ya sahab baly tabi to gady mary pichay aa rahy hay.

AIK PATAN BAS MAY SAFAR KAR RAHA TA IS KAY SAR PIR KIL LAG RAHI THI CONDAKTAR NAY BOLA TUM DOSRI SEAT PAR BAT GAO TO PATAN BOLA BAS MAY JAGA KAHA HAY BAS TO PURI KAHLI HAY

aik larke ne pant aur shirt pehny hooee thee magar nahe andaz ke saath,peechhe se shirt ko bahir nikala hooa tha aur aage se shirt ko pant ke anddar kiya hooaa tha. aik aadmy ne os se poochha -ajji yeh neya fation hai?-to os ladke ne jawab diya nahin assal main peechhe se pant phaty hooee hai aur aage se shirt.ha ha ha

nesho ky husband ne soocha ka main ne aj tuk apny biwi ko boochoon ky siwa kuch na hi diya mughy mer jana chahiy ya keh ker os ne resy ko galy me dala to os ki bivi nay kaha ky tumhara kasoor nahin hy

aik dost dousaray dost say kehta hai , yarr raat ko souraj keo nazar nahie ata, to dosra dost kehta hai ,raat to andehra jo hota hia to kesay nazar aaye ga

Once a sikh goes to a shop & byes a pack of butter.After some time he again enters the shop & questions,""Where is my free gift?"" ""The shop keeper said,""there is no giftwith it."" then sikh said,""look here on the pack it-s writen that COLESTROL FREE.""