joke

aik dafa aik mareez doctor kay pass gaya aur kaha kai main 3 din se bimaar hoon doctor ne poocha kai kia bimaari hai to mareez ne kaha kai maire pate main dard hota hai to doctor ne use kaha kai ghar jao aur thande pani se nahao aur pankha laga ker us kai neechai late jao is ke thoori der baad aik ice cream kha laina to mareez ne soocha kai yeh mera ilaaj karne ki bajae mujhe ulte ulte mashware dai raha hai to us ne doctor se poocha kai doctor is tarah to mujhe namoonia ho jae ga to doctor ne kaha kai jab tumhe namoonia ho jae to phir mere pass aana kioo kai mai namoonie ka specialist hoon..

Terey honton ko salaam
Terey honton ko salaam
Jinn se chhoo jaaney ko tarsey kai saaghar, kai jaam

Inn gulaabon pe jaley jab se tabbassum ke diyey
Theek uss din se meri pyaas bujhaaney ke liyey
Terey honton ke kinaarey hain merey dil ka qayaam

Tu jab in honton ko daanton mein daba leti hai
Teri yeh chup kissi toofaan ka pata deti hai
Pyaas jo inn mein chupi hai, issey kardey merey naam

Mein bhi pyaasa hoon,buhut pyaas lagi hai mujh ko
Teri umeed ,teri aas lagi hai mujh ko
Kab karein gey merey honton se ,terey hont kalaam

Terey honton ko salaam
Terey honton ko salaam
Jinn se choo jaaney ko tarsey kai saaghar ,kai jaam

(Nadeem Akhtar Laghari Baloch)

*NadeemLaghari786@hotmail.com*

TUMHAREY LIYEEEEEEEEEEE

Tumharey Naam Sey Mera Naam Hoooo
Merey Saarey Sapney Tumharey Naam Hoooo


Meri Palkien Jhuk Jaien Sharm Seyyyy
Teri Nazar Mey Woh Soogat Hooooooooo


Meri Mehndi Ka Rang Nikhar Jayeeee
Mera Haath Jo Terey Haath Mey HOooooo


Meri Chorri Meri Payal Seyyyyyy
Khanakta Hoo Aangan Teraaaaaaaaaa


Har Taraf Merey Cherey Pey Nikar Jaye Woh Rang
Jismey Teri Rangat Ka Rang Shamil Hoooooooooooo


Mujhey Zaroorat Na Rahey Kisi Singhaar Kiiiiiii
Terey Merey Pyaar SEy Mehka Mera Jeewan Hoooooo

?g K???

Na Koi Humsafar Hai
Na Koi Raazdaa-n Hai
Jalta Hai Mera Dil Bus
Aag Ki Tarhan

Mujhko Jiski Talash
Jaanay Usko Kiski Aas Hai
Jalta Hai Mera Dil Bus
Aag Ki Tarhan

Zindagi Kay
Hazaar Pehloo Hain
Zidagi Hai Kay
Aik Afsana

Na Suna Saka Kisiko
Haal-e-Zaar Apna

Na Suna Saka Kisiko
Haal-e-Zaar Apna

Tera Raaz Khul Na Jaye
Meray Ghum Ki Daastan Say

Tera Raaz Khul Na Jaye
Meray Ghum Ki Daastan Say

Mujhko Jiski Talash
Jaanay Usko Kiski Aas Hai
Jalta Hai Mera Dil Bus
Aag Ki Tarhan

Na Koi Humsafar Hai
Na Koi Raazdaa-n Hai
Jalta Hai Mera Dil Bus
Aag Ki Tarhan

Udaas Aankhon Main
Uska Chehra Hai
Dil Main Bhi Uski
Yaad Aati Hai

Zara Dil Pay Haath Rakh Kar
Meray Humnasheen Bata Day

Zara Dil Pay Haath Rakh Kar
Meray Humnasheen Bata Day

Tujhay Kya Diya Jahan Nay
Mujhay Kya Mila Jahan Say

Tujhay Kya Diya Jahan Nay
Mujhay Kya Mila Jahan Say

Mujhko Jiski Talash
Jaanay Usko Kiski Aas Hai
Jalta Hai Mera Dil Bus
Aag Ki Tarhan

Na Koi Humsafar Hai
Na Koi Raazdaa-n Hai
Jalta Hai Mera Dil Bus
Aag Ki Tarhan

Mujhko Jiski Talash
Jaanay Usko Kiski Aas Hai
Jalta Hai Mera Dil Bus
Aag Ki Tarhan

Na Koi Humsafar Hai
Na Koi Raazdaa-n Hai
Jalta Hai Mera Dil Bus
Aag Ki Tarhan

Mujhko Jiski Talash
Jaanay Usko Kiski Aas Hai
Jalta Hai Mera Dil Bus
Aag Ki Tarhan

Na Koi Humsafar Hai
Na Koi Raazdaa-n Hai
Jalta Hai Mera Dil Bus
Aag Ki Tarhan

Ehsaas

Ek Tera Ehsaas Hai
Jo Har Waqt Mere Sath Hai

Ek Teri Yaad Hai
Jo Din Raat Mujhe Tarpaati Hai

Ek Umeed Hai Tere Aane Ki
Apna Tujhe Banane Ki

Na Chain Hai Na Sukoon Hai
Ye Kaisa Mera Haal Hai..............

Ratain Hogai Hai Itni Lambi
Jo Kaate Nahi Katteen

Na Bhook Hai Na Pyaas Hai
Na Koi Aas Hai Na Koi Paas Hai

Bas Ek Tera Ehsaas Hai
Jo Har Waqt Mere Sath Hai

............

apni sab adain mujhe daido...

sari wafain tumhain daita hoon....

jo sochi thi kabhu khud k liye.....

woh sab duain tumhain daita hoon....

Aisi aankhen nahin dekhi...

Aisi aankhen nahin dekhi, aisa kaajal nahin dekha
Aisa jalwa nahin dekha, aisa chehra nahin dekha
Jab yeh daaman ki hawa de, aag jungle mein laga de
Jab yeh saheraaon mein jaaye, ret mein phool khilaaye

Aisi duniya nahin dekhi, aisa manzar nahin dekha
Aisa aalam nahin dekha, aisa dilbar nahin dekha

Uske kangan ka khalakna jaise bulbul ka chahekna
Uski paazeb ki chham chham jaise barsaat ka mausam

Aisa saawan nahin dekha, aisi baarish nahin dekhi
Aisi rimjhim nahin dekhi, aisi khwaahish nahin dekhi

Uski bebaaq si baatein jaise sardi ki ho raatein
Uff yeh tanhaai-e-masti jaise toofaan mein kashti

Meethi koyal si hai boli jaise geeton ki rangoli
Surkh gaalon pe paseena jaise phaagun ka maheena
Aisi aankhen nahin dekhi

Aisa jalwa nahin dekha...
Aisa chehra nahin dekha...

Hum nay kuch Is tarhan Muhabat Ki hai k Muhabat main Tumhari parstish Ki hai .....



Tumharay bageer Zindagi ka Koi tasaver nahin Main Nay kuch is tarahan Se Tumhari tamana Ki hai .....


Hamaray darmiyan Hail rahain Sadiyon Ki Khamoshiyan Main nay Tum Se Kuch is tarahan Guftugu Ki hai.....



Meray Dil main bas Jao Tum Ruh O Muhabat ban k Main Nay Dil Ki geherai Se ye Ilteja Ki hai.....



Tumharay Milnay Se pehelay main Khud Se naashna Tha Samjah Hai Piyar Ko jab Se Muhabat ki hai........



meri Zindagi Ki Khushiyan Tum Se Hi Hain Wabasta Main Nay rab Se Tumhain panay Ki Dua Ki hai.......



Main Tumhain Cheen Lon ga Duniya Ki rasmon Se Main Nay Tumharay Liye Zamanay Se Bagawat Ki hai

TUM BIN


Tum bin jiya jaaye kaise
Kaise jiya jaaye tum bin
Sadiyon se lambi hain raatein
Sadiyon se lambe hue din
Aa jaao lautkar tum, yeh dil keh raha hai

Phir shaame tanhaai jaagi
Phir yaad tum aa rahe ho
Phir jaan nikalne lagi hai
Phir mujhko tadpaa rahe ho
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain
Tum bin bahut hum akele hain
Aa jaao lautkar tum, yeh dil keh raha hai

Kya kya na socha tha maine
Kya kya na sapne sajaaye
Kya kya na chaaha tha dil ne
Kya kya na armaan jagaaye
Is dil se toofaan guzarte hai
Tum bin to jeete na marte hai
Aa jaao lautkar tum, yeh dil keh raha hai

Tum bin jiya jaaye kaise
Kaise jiya jaaye tum bin
Sadiyon se lambi hain raatein
Sadiyon se lambe hue din
Aa jaao lautkar tum, yeh dil keh raha hai

UFF YE BIWYAAN.....!

ZUBAN PER KIYA HAI?

DIL MAY KIYA HAI?


AAJ APP JALDI GHAR AA GAYE? ... .........

BAHER KISSE NAY GHASS NAHIN DALI HO GI.

GARAMA GARAM CHAI TAYER HAI............

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