SARDAR JEE

ONCE A SARDAR JEE IS VERY DIRTY HE GOES TO BATH AFTER 2 YEARS ONLY LAUGH YAAR THE JOKE IS FINISHED

ONCE A SARDAR JEE IS VERY DIRTY HE GOES TO BATH AFTER 2 YEARS ONLY LAUGH YAAR THE JOKE IS FINISHED

Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times,

Sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.

What is the full form of singh?

S-sardar.
I-insaan.
N-nahi.
G-gadha.
H-hai.

Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya .

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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

Sardar: when i sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Doctor: no problem just take this medicine before sleep. Sardar: O bhai, kal sey loon ga, aaj raat to final hai.

Sardar--s Wife:: Kurri jawan ho gaee hai koi changa larka dhoondo 26 saal tak da howay.

Sardar:: jay agar 26 sall da na milay ta 13 13 de 2 le awaan. . . ?