SARDAR JEE

Dost: When did George Washington die?
Sardarji: 2 days before his funeral.

Teacher: -- I killed a person--
convert this sentence in future tense! Sardar: The future tense is You will go to jail .

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A Sardar ji(photographer) : Focusing a dead body--s face in funeral ceremony, suddenly all relatives beat him...!!
Why?
He said SMILE PLEASE!!!

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A Sardar ji(photographer) : Focusing a dead body--s face in funeral ceremony, suddenly all relatives beat him...!!
Why?
He said SMILE PLEASE!!!

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Sardar Gambles
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
What happened ? asked Surjit.
Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday .
How come ?
Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.
I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet.
But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?
Yaar, I bet on the highlights too

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Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road.......
Why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to
or coming back from office....!!

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A sardar was trying to rape a woman. She screamed, i will kill myself before i let u touch me! . Sardar says : Mar jaana kisey day kamm na ana.

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

ek din ek sardar jaad ke pas toilet kar raha tha ,waha se ek fogreiner ja raha tha usne poocha yaha par police nahi pakad ta ,to sardar ne kha nahi apne ko apne haat se pakad kar karna padta hai