SARDAR JEE

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
?Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain?

if any girl or aunti want 2 fun with me plzzzzzzzz mail me on my email

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

If any girl or aunty like fun plzz........
fun_with_girlz@hotmail.com

A Man asked Sardar ji,

Aqal bari ya bhains??


Sardar ji says let me thnk..

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Sardar ji replied,







Oye Phle donon ki date of birth to batao.

A Sardar ge goes to an office party and wins a thermos.
Sardar ge asks,what does it do?
other man says ,it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
The nest day Sardar ge goes to work after filling his thermos with icecream and tea.
Naeem Jan

Ye CYCLE kab li ?
Sardar ! kal raat aik larki mujay CYCLE par bahoot door lay gayi aur kapray utar kar boli;;;
Jo chahiye lay lo.....>>>>>>
main nay CYCLE lay li....
Kapron ka main kya karta,,,,,,,,



Shafqat Ullah Shafky

Ek bar sardar kai ghar chor aayay aur bola SONA kahan hai.
sardar nai kaha: poora ghar khali hai jahan SONA ha SO jawoo.

Ek sardar ko machron ne bhot tang kiya


Sardar ne zehar pyi lya



Aur bola




Ab kato salo sub k sub maro gae.

one was a sardar trying to climb the
bus, but he didnot pas, bari mushkil sa
wo charha or driver sa pocha ya teri ma
ha driver says no, ya teri behan driver says
no, than sardar ji say to is par charhna kio nahi deta

man: sardar gi aap ka 1 daant neelan q ho gya hai?

sardar: yaar main ne ink lagai hai,
man: hain wo q ji?
sardar: oye yaar ajkal bluetooth ka zamana hai na!

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