SARDAR JEE

Aik sikh apnay ghar say bahar nikla.Us kay ghar kay aagay kalay ka chilka para tha.Woh chilkay ko dekh kar hansnay laga.Kisi nay poocha Sardar jee aap kion hans rahay ho.Sardar jee bolay aaj phir mujhay girna paray ga.

A sardar g on a cycle hit a lady accidently.Lady said: break nahi mar sekte thay kya? Sardar g: Break ka kya pori cycle to mar di hay :-)

once a sardar g was going somewhere that he found in the way a burning house,, so he decided to give his help.... he ran and suddenly he brought about six persons which were in the house.. he was so proud to rescue them but after it besides of awarding he was taken up by the police.....
why
because the six persons he brought outside were of firebregade
ha ha ha

a sadar ji wentto a doctorand said ahave motions and i have woried about that
doctor said----try lemon ----
sardarsaid----i tried but when i put it out motions started again----

i man asked sardarg manmohan sing goes walk on evening not in the morning, sardar replayed aray bhai manmohan sing is PM not AM

aik sardar tha or us ka aik parriot tha. aik dafa dono jahaz main safar kar rahay thay.jahaz ki khirki ki taraf sardar jee or uon kay saath wali seat per tota tha.air hostes jab lunch kay kar guzri to totay nay us say masti ki to hostes nay us ko pyar kia or muskara kay chali gai. totay nay do teen bar aisaa kia or hostes nay bhi same react kia to sardar jee kay dil main khaial aya kay main bhi masti karon jab sardar jee nay masti ki ko air hostes nay captin ko bataia or us nay uon dono ko chaltay jahaz say neechay phank dia to totay nay sardar jee say kaha kay tujhay urrna aata hai to sardar jee nay kha kay nahi to totay nay kaha k pher masti kyion ki thi . mujhay to urna aata tha .
chenzeb from haripur

sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai

Sardarji replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

ek jahaz main tamam sikh safer ker rahe hotey hain tu airhotes ailaan kerti hai k iss waqet hum 40 fit ki bulandi per hain musem khushgawar hai apni seet beld bandh lijye itney airhostes ki awaz aati hai ooey mer gaey tamam logon ko sanp songh jata hai thori dair k baad awaz aati hai ghabrane ki baat nahi hai wo sir k kaproon per drink gir gaey thhe lakin ghbrane ki baat nahi wo sokh jaey gi itne main 1 sardar ji kehtey hai tere tu sookh jaey gi meree jo nikel gaee uss ka kiya. ha ha ha

Blood test kay baad cotton na milnay par nurse nay sardarji ki ungli apny mu may lay li, Sardarji hasnay lagay aur bolay, abhi tu urine test bhi baki hay, BALLE BALLE..!

when sardarji was asked why he was beaten up in public, he said,my photo from wallet felt in the bus & i told the lady sari uper karo photo lena hay.