Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kro ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?

Student:
Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon zayada Khoobsurat hai.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

GOLDEN WORDS.....!!!!
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Chor yaar tu Begairat admi hai kon sa Amal karega...
Ha Ha Ha.!.

Girl & Boy On A Bus StOp:
Boy: Chappal tO Bari pyari pehni hy.....
Girl: Utaar k dikhaun Kia?
Boy: Lo, is sy tO pyari kameez pehni hy........

Main Zindagi Bhar jis Larki ko Chahta Raha
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Aj Us ka Beta Bola

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Abbu Muje School Chor Do Na
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Har koi teri tarha Mamo Nahi Banta.

Jb Ap hmse khafa ho jaoge,

Jb Ap hmse ruth jaoge,

Jb Ap hamein bhool jaoge,

tab

aisa

Ghuma k chamat parey ga k agla pichla sub yaad aa jay ga.:-)

Galat nazar se dakho gay to
her taraf kharabi nazar ayegi,

Sahi nazar se
dekho gay
to her piyari larki tumhain

"TUMHARI"
"BHABI nazar aye gi.

SMS Poora parhna Please.....












Barri Meharbani.....

Agar
Iss
Waqt

Aap
So
Rahy
Thy

Aur
Mere
Msg
Se

Bohat
Tang
Huye
Tou...

MISSION
ACCOMPLISHED.

Very Important Health Tips:

Please Don't Eat
Pizzas,
Samosay,
Sandwich,
Ice Cream,
Chocolate,
And
Dahi Barray.


Without,
ME...
OK?