Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye,
Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye,
Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite,
to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main ""mama"" aur jawaani main ""yaar"" nazar aata haiBy

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane..

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

When your life is in darkness
Pray to God ask him to free u from Darkness and
If after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please Pay your ELECTRICITY BILL.

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

Are you free tonight,
or will it cost me?
I'm new in town,
can you give me directions to your flat?

I bet when you go to the zoo
you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai

Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..AB YE LINES YAAD KAR,KITCHEN ME JAA,KATORA PAKAR,GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJA

3 things i like about u.
1——-
2—–.——
3—–,——,——-
Yaar kush to accha kia hota zindagi main

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao
kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo…..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi â€کdalla’nahi…
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai….
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha

Kash kabhi aap hamari gali main ayein, thora sharmayein,thora itrayein, thora muskarayein, thora ghabrayein aur phir zor se chillayein,""teen dabe wala""

Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha! Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain..
Please tell them your age.

Phulon se khobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gehra koi nahi.

Ab aapki kya tarif karu.

Dost me aap jaisa.

Nalayak koi nahi!

Allah ke
naam pe,
maula ke
naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,
Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo

aik dafa ka zikar hai.naheen do dafa ka zikar hai.naheen tin dafa ka zikar hai.
yaar pata naheen kitni dafa ka zikar hai.phir bhi main batata hoon.oh ho main bhool gyaa baad main bataoon gaa jab yaad aa jae gaa tab.
bye