Ek aadmi lift mai,
1 larki mahnga parfume lga k Enter hui or boli :
cobra perfume,
price 8000/=
2nd larki boli :
charli perfume,
price 12000/=
phir Achanak lift ruki or Badboo Aai, Dono larkiyon ne apni naak pakr li
or
Aadmi ko dekhne lagien,
Aadmi muskuraty hue bola : mooli ,
14 rupey kilo.

Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:
dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara
khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana
hai. :P :D =D

Ghreeb Bacha:
Train Kiny wajy jani A?
TT: 9wajy
bacha:Local?
TT: 1wajy
bacha:Maal Gaari?
TT: 12wajy
TT:Jana kithe E?
Bacha: kithe v nai.
Patri te tatti krni c.

“Mukhlis Dost K andar Piyar aese chupa
hota hay,
.
Jaisy,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Amrood
K andar “Keera” :D

Sub Chor example Daikh Yaar ;)

Mom to children:
Jo meri baat maany ga aur mery
aagy bilkul Nahi boly ga main
ussy Gift dungi…

Chota Bacha:
Lo ji….
Iss tarah to saary Gift abu k…

Kabi to humari gali aao…

thora sa Sharmao..!
Muskurao!

Apni ankho se zulfein uthao…

humare ghar ki bell bajao…

Aur

awaz lagao…

“Koora DeY do.

Larka sheikh se: Aap apni beti ki shadi

Mujh se kar dein main oss ke wazan ke barabar

Aap ko sona doon ga

Sheikh mujhe kuch waqt do

Larka: sochne ke liye

Sheikh: naheen beti ka wazan barhane ke liye

Aik sheikh aadmi jo bara hi kanjoos tha

Jab marne laga tu kisi aadmi ne oss se kaha

Sheikh saab abb tu app mar rahe hain

Kuch Khuda ke naam par dete jayein

Sheikh ne aankhein kholte hoye kaha

Jaan tu de raha hoon

Or kia doon

Remember me every day, every moment warna......

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
8,9,10,11,12,13,
14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32

ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY.....


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