SMS
Sms / Missing You
Ebrahim Ali Ali
Ye Cheez
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Ye hai miss fit
lahori481@hotmail.com
silvertop_leo@yahoo.com
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Ye hai miss fit
lahori481@hotmail.com
silvertop_leo@yahoo.com
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1 Like ·
Nov 14, 2014 at 01:11
Category: Missing You
Sms / Love
Faiz Ahmed Khan
Love Some1 Truely
Easiest ways to Die,
1.Have a cigerrate daily
U?ll die 10 years early
2.Have drink daily,
U?ll die 30 years early
3.Love some1 truely
U?ll die daily.
1.Have a cigerrate daily
U?ll die 10 years early
2.Have drink daily,
U?ll die 30 years early
3.Love some1 truely
U?ll die daily.
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0 Like ·
Nov 13, 2014 at 20:11
Category: love
Sms / Missing You
Rumana Shahzad
Without Reason
TRUE LOVE means:
To FEEL someone in ever HEARTBEAT,
to FIND someone in every THOUGHT,
to SEE someone with CLOSED EYES,
and to MISS someone without reason:)
To FEEL someone in ever HEARTBEAT,
to FIND someone in every THOUGHT,
to SEE someone with CLOSED EYES,
and to MISS someone without reason:)
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1 Like ·
Nov 13, 2014 at 16:11
Category: Missing You
Sms / Miss You
Fahad Yousuf
Don?t Blame Me
Whenever I miss you stars falls down
from the sky,so any day,
if you find the sky empty
don?t blame me!It?s your fault
You make me miss you so much!
from the sky,so any day,
if you find the sky empty
don?t blame me!It?s your fault
You make me miss you so much!
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1 Like ·
Nov 13, 2014 at 11:11
Category: miss-you
Sms / Marital Woes
Shaheen Fatima
Happy Summer
Aamo ki khsuhbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam,
aney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa payar,
Load shading k liye,
raho tayaar,
?HAPPY SUMMER
SEASON YAAR..!?
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam,
aney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa payar,
Load shading k liye,
raho tayaar,
?HAPPY SUMMER
SEASON YAAR..!?
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1 Like ·
Nov 13, 2014 at 06:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Missing You
Aman Ullah
Ill Feel U
Whnever i miss u.. I wont luk 4 u in my dreams.. or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.. I jst put my right hand across my chest and ill feel u..........
@**********@
@**********@
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0 Like ·
Nov 13, 2014 at 00:11
Category: Missing You
Sms / Love
Sana Ali
A Second Life
LOVE IS A SECOND LIFE IT GROWS INTO WARMS EVERY VEIN AND BEATS IN EVERY PULSE*
@**********@
@**********@
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1 Like ·
Nov 12, 2014 at 20:11
Category: love
Sms / Love
Sarmad Ali
Dedicate Time
Dedicate time 2 enjoy, its d secret of youth. Dedicate time 4 ur friends, its d path 2 happiness. Dedicate time 2 love n b loved., its 2 source of joy n satisfaction. HELLO !!!!
@**********@
@**********@
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1 Like ·
Nov 12, 2014 at 11:11
Category: love
Sms / Love
Ureeda Tehreem
Love Is Heat
love is HEAT,but very SWEET when 4 LIPS meet then LOVE is complete
@**********@
@**********@
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0 Like ·
Nov 12, 2014 at 06:11
Category: love
Sms / Love
Nimrah Butt
Some Broken Hearts
some broken hearts may never mend , some memories may never fade, some wet tears may never dry but my love 4 u will never die
@**********@
@**********@
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3 Like ·
Nov 12, 2014 at 01:11
Category: love
Sms / Love
Asad Omar
What Is Love?
what is love? dont ask the person who loves some1 but ask the person who have lost some1.
@**********@
@**********@
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2 Like ·
Nov 11, 2014 at 20:11
Category: love
Sms / Love
Dawood Ali
We Born Alone
Were born alone,we live alone,we die alone.Only through our love and frndship can we create the illusion 4 the momnt tht were nt alone
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1 Like ·
Nov 11, 2014 at 14:11
Category: love
Sms / Marital Woes
Aras Rahes
Wedding Day
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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1 Like ·
Nov 11, 2014 at 10:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Love
Faiz Ahmed Khan
Do Not Consume
Love is sweet poison: Do not consume without your beloveds advise and keep out of reach of children and keep it in cool and dark place.
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1 Like ·
Nov 11, 2014 at 05:11
Category: love
Sms / Love
Rumana Shahzad
Special Kind Of Feeling
Love is special kind of feeling. It will only begin . If U will open your heart and let somebody in.
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1 Like ·
Nov 11, 2014 at 00:11
Category: love
Sms / Love
Fahad Bukhari
Conect The People
ZINDAGI K NETWORK MEIN MOHABBAT KA CONECTION ZAROREE HAIN KYUN K MOHABBAT HI WO CONECTION HAIN JIS SE DIL K CELL FONE PAR PYAR KI RINGING TONE BAJ SAKTE HAIN LOVE......CONECT THE PEOPLE...!
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1 Like ·
Nov 10, 2014 at 19:11
Category: love
Sms / Friendship
Wajeeha Ali
Validity Period
Zindagi ke validity period se gum ko karo delete,Khushi ko save rishton ko recharge dosti ko download phir dekho zindagi kitni polyphonic hoti hai....
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2 Like ·
Nov 10, 2014 at 14:11
Category: friendship
Sms / Sardar
Abdul Sattar
Amir Shah
Teacher:translate in english Sadder bazar mai golian chal rhi hain.Sardar:The Tablets are walking in the president market..
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1 Like ·
Nov 10, 2014 at 09:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Marital Woes
Eshwa Khan
Shadi
1 mulla ki shadi nahi ho rahi the,wo manat mangne gata,wahan uski kmaa khai main gir gae.mulla bola-ya khuda teri khudai,apni to mili nahi-abba ki b gawai
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1 Like ·
Nov 10, 2014 at 04:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Love
Anam Lateef
Speak Less 2 People
John keats said:
speak less 2 people u Love de most.....
Bcz If they can--t
Understand ur silence they can never understand ur word
speak less 2 people u Love de most.....
Bcz If they can--t
Understand ur silence they can never understand ur word
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1 Like ·
Nov 10, 2014 at 00:11
Category: love
Sms / Missing You
Amir Rasheed
Count From 1 To 10
Teacher to a Nursery Student:
Count from 1 to 10 & i--ll give u kiss.Miss i will count from 1 to 1000,then Sleep one night with me;Plzzz
Count from 1 to 10 & i--ll give u kiss.Miss i will count from 1 to 1000,then Sleep one night with me;Plzzz
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1 Like ·
Nov 09, 2014 at 19:11
Category: Missing You
Sms / Marital Woes
Haya Jalal
Shadi Se Pehle
Dil ki Batain batana acha lgta hai
Kurri ko le k date pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil ko Bhatey hein Sangeet
Baad main tu bas Qomi Tarana acha lgta hai.
Kurri ko le k date pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil ko Bhatey hein Sangeet
Baad main tu bas Qomi Tarana acha lgta hai.
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1 Like ·
Nov 09, 2014 at 15:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
Babar Ali
Shadi Se Pehle
Dil ki Batain batana acha lgta hai
Kurri ko le k date pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil ko Bhatey hein Sangeet
Baad main tu bas Qomi Tarana acha lgta hai.
Kurri ko le k date pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil ko Bhatey hein Sangeet
Baad main tu bas Qomi Tarana acha lgta hai.
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1 Like ·
Nov 09, 2014 at 10:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Love
Mohammad Ali Shah
Out Of My Control
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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1 Like ·
Nov 09, 2014 at 05:11
Category: love
Sms / Sardar
Shagufta Yasmeen
Take A Picture
Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.
sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.
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1 Like ·
Nov 08, 2014 at 23:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Marital Woes
Asiya Faheem
Bhagwan
Aik admi: Yaar tune apni biwi ko talaak kyon diya?
Sardar: yaar woh bari character less thi
Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi.
Koool_Spicy
Sardar: yaar woh bari character less thi
Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi.
Koool_Spicy
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1 Like ·
Nov 08, 2014 at 18:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Love
Abdul Ghaffar
Everyone Says
Everyone says you only fall in love once but that--s wrong, everytime I see your smile I fall in love all over again. Luv You!
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1 Like ·
Nov 08, 2014 at 14:11
Category: love
Sms / Love
Dawood Ali
Love Is A Fire
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
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1 Like ·
Nov 08, 2014 at 09:11
Category: love
Sms / Funny
Neelum Chaudhry
Battery Low
dokandar:bahi ap roz new battery Q lety hai.pathan:yara roz mobile pe msg ata hai BATTERY LOW. BATTERY LOW.
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5 Like ·
Nov 08, 2014 at 04:11
Category: funny
Sms / Marital Woes
Elephant and Ant both loved eachother.
One day they both decided to get marriage, then ant went to his home and talk with her parents about marriage with Elephant; but ant parents were rejected.
Because Elephant have big teeth.
Minu Malik
Big Ugly Teeth
Elephant and Ant both loved eachother.
One day they both decided to get marriage, then ant went to his home and talk with her parents about marriage with Elephant; but ant parents were rejected.
Because Elephant have big teeth.
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2 Like ·
Nov 07, 2014 at 22:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Sardar
Abdul Rahman
Two robers were fixing a bomb in a bank (JOKE)
Two robers were fixing a bomb in a bank.
And One of them started fixing
The other one asked;What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
He replied : Dont worry, We have One more
And One of them started fixing
The other one asked;What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
He replied : Dont worry, We have One more
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2 Like ·
Nov 07, 2014 at 17:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Saiqa Bukhari
Plzzzzzz
sardar ka radio khrab ho gya
us na radio khola to chuha mra pra thaa
sardar bola yai to nan ho ga theek
sala singer he mer gya hay
us na radio khola to chuha mra pra thaa
sardar bola yai to nan ho ga theek
sala singer he mer gya hay
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1 Like ·
Nov 07, 2014 at 12:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Funny
Mian Usman
Rail Ki Advaice(bachnay K Liay)
rail ki patri pr hagna maat
rail ayegi gandh phat jay gi
pahlay tu haat say gand dohta tha
kahi ya na ho k gand say haat dho bahtay
hahahahhhahahhahahahhaa
rail ayegi gandh phat jay gi
pahlay tu haat say gand dohta tha
kahi ya na ho k gand say haat dho bahtay
hahahahhhahahhahahahhaa
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1 Like ·
Nov 07, 2014 at 08:11
Category: funny
Sms / Marital Woes
Saeed Sarwar
Mouse To Elephent
Mouse to Elephent:----2 din kay liye apni chaddi dena.----
ELephent: ha...ha...ha...
pehneyga kya?----
Mouse:--Nahi, beti ki shaadi hai,
tent lagwana hai.----hehehe
ELephent: ha...ha...ha...
pehneyga kya?----
Mouse:--Nahi, beti ki shaadi hai,
tent lagwana hai.----hehehe
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1 Like ·
Nov 07, 2014 at 03:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Sardar
Nasim Rana
Sardar On Cycle
Sardar On Cycle
Hit Lady Accidently
Lady Says:
Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?
Sardar:
Poori Cycle To Mar Di..
Abhi Break Kya Alag Se Maru?
Hit Lady Accidently
Lady Says:
Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?
Sardar:
Poori Cycle To Mar Di..
Abhi Break Kya Alag Se Maru?
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1 Like ·
Nov 06, 2014 at 22:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Funny
Shagufta Yasmeen
Pathaan
1 PATHAN ROTI K UPPER ROTI RAKH K KHA RAHA THA
B.V BOLI : KHAN SAHAB KIA HOA?
PATHAN: TABIYAT KHARAB HE DOCTOR NE DOUBLE ROTI KHANEY KO KAHA HAI.
B.V BOLI : KHAN SAHAB KIA HOA?
PATHAN: TABIYAT KHARAB HE DOCTOR NE DOUBLE ROTI KHANEY KO KAHA HAI.
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1 Like ·
Nov 06, 2014 at 18:11
Category: funny
Sms / Marital Woes
Daud Bhatti
Happy Summer
aamoo ki khusabu
barish ki bahar
garmi ka mosam aney ko tayar,
thori c masti
thora sa pyar
load shading k liye raho tiyar,
HAPPY SUMMER
SEASION YAAR!
barish ki bahar
garmi ka mosam aney ko tayar,
thori c masti
thora sa pyar
load shading k liye raho tiyar,
HAPPY SUMMER
SEASION YAAR!
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1 Like ·
Nov 06, 2014 at 13:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Sardar
Amin Lakhan
Murga Sardar Tha
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar:Dil?Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Waiter comes with the order,Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar:Dil?Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
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1 Like ·
Nov 06, 2014 at 08:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Friendship
Arsalan Ahmed
Ek Msg Roz
Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...
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1 Like ·
Nov 06, 2014 at 04:11
Category: friendship
Sms / Sardar
Obaid Kayani
Sardar In Bio Practical
Sardar in bio practical.
Examinar: See da legs of dis bird & tell its name.
Sardar: I dont know
Examiner: U r fail.Wat--s ur name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell....
Examinar: See da legs of dis bird & tell its name.
Sardar: I dont know
Examiner: U r fail.Wat--s ur name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell....
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1 Like ·
Nov 05, 2014 at 23:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Ebrahim Ali Ali
9am Se 11am
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah Clinic k bahar khare hokar ourton ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
AURTON ko Dekhne ka Waqt 9am se 11am hai...
Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
AURTON ko Dekhne ka Waqt 9am se 11am hai...
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1 Like ·
Nov 05, 2014 at 18:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Sobia Malik
I Killed A Person
Teacher.I killed a personconvert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.
Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.
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3 Like ·
Nov 05, 2014 at 13:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Love
Owais Kareem
..care..
Care is the sweetest form of
love,so when anyone says
TAKE CAREits as good as
saying, i--ll keep u in my heart
till its very last beat
love,so when anyone says
TAKE CAREits as good as
saying, i--ll keep u in my heart
till its very last beat
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1 Like ·
Nov 05, 2014 at 08:11
Category: love
Sms / Funny
Dawood Ali
Pathan
PATHAN GHAR WALON K SATH APNA RISHTA DEKHNAY GAYA,
GHAR WALO NE KAHA DONO KO AKELA CHOR DO,
PATHAN:BEHEN G AAP K KITNAY BHAI HAIN???
PAHLY 3 THEY, AB 4 HO GAYE HAIN.
GHAR WALO NE KAHA DONO KO AKELA CHOR DO,
PATHAN:BEHEN G AAP K KITNAY BHAI HAIN???
PAHLY 3 THEY, AB 4 HO GAYE HAIN.
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1 Like ·
Nov 05, 2014 at 04:11
Category: funny
Sms / Missing You
Mohammad Ali Shah
Makai De Rotti
O meri makai de rotti!
Mere Sarson de saag!
Mere Suji De Halway!
Mere Lassi de Glass!
Te Aam de Achaar!
Na msg na miscall!
Kithay ho sarkaar!
I miss U Yaar!
Mere Sarson de saag!
Mere Suji De Halway!
Mere Lassi de Glass!
Te Aam de Achaar!
Na msg na miscall!
Kithay ho sarkaar!
I miss U Yaar!
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2 Like ·
Nov 04, 2014 at 22:11
Category: Missing You
Sms / Love
Asma Altaf
Love Makes Hell Different
boy 2 a girl : i love you.
girl : go 2 hell.
boy : would u come with me?
girl : what!
boy: : with u the hell is also heaven 4 me.
girl : go 2 hell.
boy : would u come with me?
girl : what!
boy: : with u the hell is also heaven 4 me.
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1 Like ·
Nov 04, 2014 at 17:11
Category: love
Sms / Sardar
Samra Mushtaq
A.b.c
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai
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1 Like ·
Nov 04, 2014 at 12:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Urooj Zahed
Likhny Wala Stupid
A sardar saw a board on which it was written padhne wala stupid.
Sardar got irritated and wrote likhan wala stupid
Sardar got irritated and wrote likhan wala stupid
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1 Like ·
Nov 04, 2014 at 08:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Sakeena Hussain
Sms Means
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
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1 Like ·
Nov 04, 2014 at 03:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Marital Woes
Fayyaz Karimi
Ghar Waly Mana Kartay Hain
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
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1 Like ·
Nov 03, 2014 at 21:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Love
Abdul Qadeer
Plz Read It
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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1 Like ·
Nov 03, 2014 at 17:11
Category: love
Sms / Sardar
Shaista Anam
Mar He Jata
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata
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2 Like ·
Nov 03, 2014 at 12:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Marital Woes
Abdul Basit
Sab Kuch Serial Say
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
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1 Like ·
Nov 03, 2014 at 07:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Sardar
Mahrukh Nida
Chain Nahen Khultee
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: --Chain-- hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
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1 Like ·
Nov 02, 2014 at 21:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Love
Ameera Gul
6 Things
In our life time 6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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-
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night
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1 Like ·
Nov 02, 2014 at 17:11
Category: love
Sms / Marital Woes
Qamar Jabbar
Sms Expert
Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai
desertonflow92@hotmai.com
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai
desertonflow92@hotmai.com
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1 Like ·
Nov 02, 2014 at 12:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Friendship
Fayyaz Karimi
So Hurry
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
desertonflow92@hotmai.com
desertonflow92@hotmai.com
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1 Like ·
Nov 02, 2014 at 06:11
Category: friendship
Sms / Missing You
Naila Ahmed
Do You Know
Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u...
desertonflow92@hotmai.com
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u...
desertonflow92@hotmai.com
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1 Like ·
Nov 02, 2014 at 00:11
Category: Missing You
Sms / Missing You
Yousuf Ahmed
Bakra
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It--s b--coz...
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !**
desertonflow92@hotmai.com
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It--s b--coz...
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !**
desertonflow92@hotmai.com
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1 Like ·
Nov 01, 2014 at 18:11
Category: Missing You
Sms / Friendship
Imran Rashid Malik
Challenge Of The Year
hye ye aik bohat khubsurat larki ka number hy.naam Hiba.graguate hy.bohot maghrur hy.kisi larky ko lift nai krwati.shaid husan ka maan hy. koi larka is sy dosti kr k dikhaiy.maan jau ga.
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1 Like ·
Nov 01, 2014 at 13:11
Category: friendship
Sms / Funny
Hina Raheel
O Akhrot
1 Pathan liberary me 2,3 ghanty 1 book parny k baad bola:So boring,so many characters but no stroy
Then liberiryan says: O AKHROT this is Telephone directory.
Then liberiryan says: O AKHROT this is Telephone directory.
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1 Like ·
Nov 01, 2014 at 06:11
Category: funny
Sms / Marital Woes
Asad Omar
Kab Kese Lagti He
Sagai ke same Chandermukhi,
shadi ke same sureymukhi,
25 sal bad jvalamukhi,
35 sal bad mein tumse dukhi tu mujhse dukhi
shadi ke same sureymukhi,
25 sal bad jvalamukhi,
35 sal bad mein tumse dukhi tu mujhse dukhi
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2 Like ·
Nov 01, 2014 at 01:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Love
Sobia Malik
I Love You
Girl says to boy:-is cinema mein kon si film lagi he
boy says: I love you
Girl says:-Badtameej
boy says :-yeh to dusre cinema mein lagi he
boy says: I love you
Girl says:-Badtameej
boy says :-yeh to dusre cinema mein lagi he
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3 Like ·
Oct 31, 2014 at 19:10
Category: love
Sms / Sardar
Aleezay Abbasi
Sardar
Ek Sardar Suhaag Raat Ko Bivi K Neechay Aag Laga Deta Hai Bivi Dar Kai Poochte Hai Yai Kia Kar Rahay Ho Sardar Kehta Hai Dostoon Nai Kahaan Tha Marnay Sai Pehle Garam Kar Lena.
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1 Like ·
Oct 31, 2014 at 15:10
Category: sardar
Sms / Love
Abdul Ghaffar
Love
In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.
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2 Like ·
Oct 31, 2014 at 10:10
Category: love
Sms / Love
Amir Rasheed
Love Urself
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life... *
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0 Like ·
Oct 31, 2014 at 06:10
Category: love
Sms / Sardar
Urooj Imran
Masoom
aik sarder ne garments ki shope per job ki very first day a girl come to his shop
wo larki boli sardar ji underwear dikhao
sardar sherma ker bolo wo ji mein aj pehan ker nahi ayaa
wo larki boli sardar ji underwear dikhao
sardar sherma ker bolo wo ji mein aj pehan ker nahi ayaa
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1 Like ·
Oct 31, 2014 at 00:10
Category: sardar
Sms / Missing You
Sanam Baloch
Belive Me
u know how much i miss u?
jitne DESERT me WATER hai
jitne ZAMEEN pe STAR hai
jitne SKY per TREES hain
&
jitna kisi GANJAY k sir pe BAAL hain
BELIVE ME...!
jitne DESERT me WATER hai
jitne ZAMEEN pe STAR hai
jitne SKY per TREES hain
&
jitna kisi GANJAY k sir pe BAAL hain
BELIVE ME...!
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1 Like ·
Oct 30, 2014 at 20:10
Category: Missing You
Sms / Marital Woes
Amin Lakhan
Evolution
Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya
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1 Like ·
Oct 30, 2014 at 15:10
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Love
Abdul Rahman
Lovely Love
The lovely love Theorm - To Love some 1 is madness, 2b loved by someone is a Gift,loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE
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1 Like ·
Oct 30, 2014 at 09:10
Category: love
Sms / Love
Farooq Ahmed
Hurts The Heart
Always love the heart that hurts u, but never hurts the heart that love u, coz 4 the WORLD u may be a person but 4 a person u may be the WORLD...
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1 Like ·
Oct 30, 2014 at 04:10
Category: love
Sms / Marital Woes
Abdul Basit
Tarteeb Theek Rakhna
Mom: what would you like to be when you grow uppp??
Beti: Maa banu gi, Parhaai karoongi, Shaadi karoongi aur kya.
Mom: Jo ji main aaye karo magar zara tarteeb theek rakhna
Beti: Maa banu gi, Parhaai karoongi, Shaadi karoongi aur kya.
Mom: Jo ji main aaye karo magar zara tarteeb theek rakhna
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1 Like ·
Oct 29, 2014 at 23:10
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Friendship
Neelum Chaudhry
Ek Sms
Maana hum aapke doston me shamil nahi,
maana aapki Dosti hume hasil nahi,
itni berukhi kis baat ki dost,
kya hum ek sms ke bhi kaabil nahi...
maana aapki Dosti hume hasil nahi,
itni berukhi kis baat ki dost,
kya hum ek sms ke bhi kaabil nahi...
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6 Like ·
Oct 29, 2014 at 18:10
Category: friendship
Sms / Love
Faisal Razzaq
Don t search
Don--t search love, let love find u.
Thats why its called falling in love,
bcoz u dont force urself to fall,
u just fall and there will be someone to
catch u...
Thats why its called falling in love,
bcoz u dont force urself to fall,
u just fall and there will be someone to
catch u...
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1 Like ·
Oct 29, 2014 at 14:10
Category: love
Sms / Missing You
Sobia Malik
Kya Hua
no visits...
no calls..
no sms--s...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I--m worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
no calls..
no sms--s...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I--m worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
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2 Like ·
Oct 29, 2014 at 09:10
Category: Missing You
Sms / Missing You
Zafar Ali Khan
Kya Hua
no visits...
no calls..
no sms--s...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I--m worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
no calls..
no sms--s...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I--m worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
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1 Like ·
Oct 29, 2014 at 00:10
Category: Missing You
Sms / Love
Seddiq Al Khan
Love
Love is understading, understand it,
Love is embarasment overcome it,
Love is character, maintain it,
Love is beauty, appreciate ,
love is challenge, meet it,
Love is Formula apply it,
Love is daring, dare it,
Love is desire, fulfil it,
Love is life enjoy it.
Morever love is love, LOVE it
Love is embarasment overcome it,
Love is character, maintain it,
Love is beauty, appreciate ,
love is challenge, meet it,
Love is Formula apply it,
Love is daring, dare it,
Love is desire, fulfil it,
Love is life enjoy it.
Morever love is love, LOVE it
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2 Like ·
Oct 28, 2014 at 20:10
Category: love
Sms / Love
Hafiz Mehran
Impure Love
What is the difference between Impure Love & Pure Love.Impure Love Says...I Love U coz I need U...,While pure Love says,I need u coz I Love u...
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1 Like ·
Oct 28, 2014 at 15:10
Category: love
Sms / Love
Shayan Shahid
Golden Facts
Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U,U dont realise it...When U realise it,Its too late,U always love the one who leaves U & Leave the one who loves U...
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1 Like ·
Oct 28, 2014 at 10:10
Category: love
Sms / Missing You
Madiha Shahid
I Hide My Tears
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
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2 Like ·
Oct 28, 2014 at 05:10
Category: Missing You
Sms / Love
Kinza Hussain
Test
TEST ARE U IN LUV = When u r together with that person, u pretend 2 ignore that person...U r in luv = if u r much more xcited 4 one short msg from that person than many other long msgs, u r in luv. = when u cant erase ur inbox coz of 1 msg from that person, u r in luv. = u keep telling urself that he/she is just a friend..U r in love.. = WHILE READING THIS MSG,if sumbody comes 2 ur mind,... = U R IN LUV WITH THAT PERSON...!
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1 Like ·
Oct 27, 2014 at 23:10
Category: love
Sms / Missing You
Usaman Khan
Adnan Sami Ki Charbi
Sibbi Ki Garmi Ki Qasam
Murree Ki Sardi Ki
Qasam
Musharaf Ki Vardi Ki
Qasam
Adnan Sami Ki Charbi Ki
Qasam
?I Miss U
Murree Ki Sardi Ki
Qasam
Musharaf Ki Vardi Ki
Qasam
Adnan Sami Ki Charbi Ki
Qasam
?I Miss U
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1 Like ·
Oct 27, 2014 at 18:10
Category: Missing You
Sms / Sardar
Omar Hassan
Sher Nu Hatao
A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circuss....
Ring master asked:
Can anyone do it.
Sardar G:man aana par pehle sher nu hatao......
Ring master asked:
Can anyone do it.
Sardar G:man aana par pehle sher nu hatao......
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1 Like ·
Oct 27, 2014 at 07:10
Category: sardar
Sms / Friendship
Asad Omar
Rakhsha
dosti ka safar taveel sahi,
lekin,
kuch kadam tum chalo,
kuch kadam hum chalen,
phir...!!!
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?
RAKHSHA KARLENGAY!!!!
lekin,
kuch kadam tum chalo,
kuch kadam hum chalen,
phir...!!!
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RAKHSHA KARLENGAY!!!!
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2 Like ·
Oct 27, 2014 at 02:10
Category: friendship
Sms / Sardar
Shagufta Yasmeen
Chinta Na Ker
sader ki wife in a bus,,
sardarni, suno ji pichey wala admi meiry balous mein hath dal raha hi,
sardar,, tu chinta na ker uss ko kia pata tera batwa meiry pass hi
sardarni, suno ji pichey wala admi meiry balous mein hath dal raha hi,
sardar,, tu chinta na ker uss ko kia pata tera batwa meiry pass hi
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1 Like ·
Oct 26, 2014 at 21:10
Category: sardar
Sms / Marital Woes
Asad Omar
Shadi
Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:
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1 Like ·
Oct 26, 2014 at 16:10
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Friendship
Ashraf Shahid
Dosti
Baat baat pe jo rooth jate hain,
Hath un se anjane main choot jate hain,
Koi bataye unko bara nazuk hai dosti ka rishta,
Hanste Hanste bhi Dil toot jate hain.
Hath un se anjane main choot jate hain,
Koi bataye unko bara nazuk hai dosti ka rishta,
Hanste Hanste bhi Dil toot jate hain.
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2 Like ·
Oct 26, 2014 at 11:10
Category: friendship
Sms / Sardar
Simran Chaudhry
Sardar
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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1 Like ·
Oct 26, 2014 at 07:10
Category: sardar
Sms / Friendship
Urooj Zahed
Humsa Dildar
Har phool khusbudaar nahi hota, har pathar chamakdar nahin hota; dosti dekh kar karna dost, kyonki har dost humsa dildar nahin hota
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2 Like ·
Oct 26, 2014 at 02:10
Category: friendship
Sms / Funny
Omar Hassan
Hakomat
Aik pathan Se kisi ne poucha keh yaar tum ne apnq bucha karachi or dosra lahore Kiun Bheja?
pathan replied?
Hakomat kehti hy bachoun k darmiyan waqfa acha hota hai
pathan replied?
Hakomat kehti hy bachoun k darmiyan waqfa acha hota hai
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1 Like ·
Oct 25, 2014 at 21:10
Category: funny
Sms / Sardar
Javed Akhtar
Difference
What is the difference between T.V & RADIO?
Sardar: T.V is 4those.
whom cant listen.
RADIO 4 those whom cant watch. its entertainment.
lahori481@hotmail.com
Sardar: T.V is 4those.
whom cant listen.
RADIO 4 those whom cant watch. its entertainment.
lahori481@hotmail.com
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1 Like ·
Oct 25, 2014 at 16:10
Category: sardar
Sms / Love
Abdul Rasheed
Salaried Jobs
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. Happy Mother--s Day!
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1 Like ·
Oct 25, 2014 at 11:10
Category: love
Sms / Friendship
Shahid Siddiqui
Our Friendship
What is real but invisible?
Your Care.
What is true but unfair?
Your Absence.
What is sweet but naughty?
Your Smile.
What is precious but priceless?
Our Friendship
Your Care.
What is true but unfair?
Your Absence.
What is sweet but naughty?
Your Smile.
What is precious but priceless?
Our Friendship
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1 Like ·
Oct 25, 2014 at 06:10
Category: friendship
Sms / Marital Woes
Owais Kareem
When U R Married
A girl and boy were siting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
girl dont touch me,
all this only after marriage,
boy, ok
call me when u r married.
that boy started touching de girl,
girl dont touch me,
all this only after marriage,
boy, ok
call me when u r married.
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1 Like ·
Oct 25, 2014 at 01:10
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Friendship
Kashif Mali
U Need
U NEED HEART!
ye dil aapka hoa!
U NEED FRND!
mujhse dosti karoge
U NEED JOY!
dhoom machale dhoom
U NEED HELP!
main hoon na!
U NEED CASH!
hum aapke hain koun...........?
ye dil aapka hoa!
U NEED FRND!
mujhse dosti karoge
U NEED JOY!
dhoom machale dhoom
U NEED HELP!
main hoon na!
U NEED CASH!
hum aapke hain koun...........?
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1 Like ·
Oct 24, 2014 at 20:10
Category: friendship
Sms / Love
Alisha Khan
Friend
FRIEND
F=Field of love
R=Root of joy
I=Island of GOD
E=End of sarrow
N=Name of hope
D=Door of understanding
F=Field of love
R=Root of joy
I=Island of GOD
E=End of sarrow
N=Name of hope
D=Door of understanding
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1 Like ·
Oct 24, 2014 at 15:10
Category: love
Sms / Friendship
Fahad Bukhari
Friendship
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn--t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
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2 Like ·
Oct 24, 2014 at 10:10
Category: friendship
Sms / Friendship
Hafiz Usman
Muskraht
Muskraht zindagi ka dusara name ha..............Muskraht payar ki pahli ziban haa.............Muskraht dosti ki kunji haa...............Muskraht mayosi ky Tareek badloo mein umeed ki kiran haa...................Muskraht dostoo ki peehchan haa..................Muskraht aik aisa tofa ha joo ghareeb admi bhi paish kr sakta haa.................Muskraht khalos ko zahir karti haa.....Muskraht gher mein shadmani lany ka zariya haa.....Muskraht Rooh ki Ghaza haa...............Muskraht pathar sy bhi pathar Dil ko moom kar deti ha.........From sana
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1 Like ·
Oct 24, 2014 at 05:10
Category: friendship
Sms / Funny
Kashif Mali
Easy Load
pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load he?
shopkeeper:ji han janab,
pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....
Easy Load he?
shopkeeper:ji han janab,
pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....
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2 Like ·
Oct 23, 2014 at 22:10
Category: funny
Sms / Sardar
Nimrah Butt
Sardar
Sardar: When I sleep,Monkeys play footbal in my dreams.Dr.: No problem!Just take this medicine before u sleep.Sardar:Kal se loonga,aaj raat to final hai
desertonflow93@hotmail.com
desertonflow93@hotmail.com
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1 Like ·
Oct 23, 2014 at 17:10
Category: sardar
Sms / Good Morning
Sana Ali
Good Morning
Birds are chillaaying...
HENS are kukdukuing...
Flowers are khushbu maaring,
moon is dubing,
sun is ugging.
peakok is naaching...
all are kahing GOOD MORNING,
and u are still soying......!
desertonflow93@hotmail.com
HENS are kukdukuing...
Flowers are khushbu maaring,
moon is dubing,
sun is ugging.
peakok is naaching...
all are kahing GOOD MORNING,
and u are still soying......!
desertonflow93@hotmail.com
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6 Like ·
Oct 23, 2014 at 12:10
Category: good-morning
Sms / Love
Samreen Anjum
Dil Ka Mamla
WHAT IS LOVE?
Love is like iodex ooh aah
ouch door kare.
LOVE is supreme yahi tu ha wo apna pan.
LOVE is habib cooking oil kyun k ye dil ka mamla hai,,,
desertonflow93@hotmail.com
Love is like iodex ooh aah
ouch door kare.
LOVE is supreme yahi tu ha wo apna pan.
LOVE is habib cooking oil kyun k ye dil ka mamla hai,,,
desertonflow93@hotmail.com
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1 Like ·
Oct 23, 2014 at 07:10
Category: love
Sms / Sardar
Fahad Yousuf
Sideaffect
Why sardar cut the sides of tablets?
Think
Think
Think
Side affect se bachne k liye
lahori481@hotmail.com
Think
Think
Think
Side affect se bachne k liye
lahori481@hotmail.com
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1 Like ·
Oct 23, 2014 at 03:10
Category: sardar
Sms / Friendship
Kamran Kaliya
Apna Saya
kareeb se tujhe jana tu apna paya ,,,tujhe dosti ma azmaya tu apna paya ,,,,,,tujhe kia naam don abb samaj ma nahin ata,,,,, dosti ,,,,,zindagi,,ya,,,, apna saya ,,,,,
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2 Like ·
Oct 22, 2014 at 22:10
Category: friendship
Sms / Love
Nimrah Butt
Ami Kehti Hain
u r so smart,
u r so beautiful,
u r so brillant,
u r so lovely,
u r so cute,
g nahi g
ami kehti hain jo kehta hai wohe hota hai.
u r so beautiful,
u r so brillant,
u r so lovely,
u r so cute,
g nahi g
ami kehti hain jo kehta hai wohe hota hai.
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1 Like ·
Oct 22, 2014 at 17:10
Category: love
Sms / Sardar
Asiah Rahi
Ully Ky Pathy
Raat ko 3 bajy ek dacu sardar ky ghar main gus gaya or bola SONA Kahan hye, sardar bola , ully ky pathy sara ghar khali hye kahain bhi so jao..
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2 Like ·
Oct 22, 2014 at 13:10
Category: sardar
Sms / Funny
Wafa Chaudhry
Ek Gurdaa
Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha mareez ki tabiat kesi he?
pathan:tabiat bilkul theek he bus ek Gurdaa fail he
pathan:tabiat bilkul theek he bus ek Gurdaa fail he
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1 Like ·
Oct 22, 2014 at 08:10
Category: funny
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